Cramon 

The genetically modified fruit of a Cranberry and a Lemon, if there was one. It is a beautiful shade of soft orange and the perfect mix of sweet and tangy. Its flavour brings pleasant thoughts to the person enjoying a Cramon, such as sunshine, Christmas, and cranberry lemon scones. Although this fruit does not yet exist, its birth is inevitable as the combination of cranberry with lemon is perfect for drinks, desserts, and even main entrees.

A: I would love to make some cranberry lemon squares but am out of lemons!

B: I have the perfect solution, a Cramon! Now we can use those cranberries for garnish!

A: A Cramon! How brilliant!

Cramon by dessert_tree454 February 4, 2010

Crayon Poo 

No matter how much you wipe your arse after a poo, you continue to get a mark on the paper as though there is a brown crayon stuck up your bum.

Dude, what took so long?
Crayon poo.
aaah yes

Crayon Poo by madhatchetman September 4, 2010

broken crayon

when, durning the act of pooping the turd breaks off, resulting in repeated uncomfortable wiping.

"Dude, I was taking the biggest shit and it busted in half, leaving me with a broken crayon"

broken crayon by Phil Yost January 16, 2009

creamongus 

when moo is acting sussy.

Moo is being really creamongus today.

creamongus by susmoo69420 May 12, 2022

break your crayons

Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.

"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."

break your crayons by Irish Dave April 21, 2007

chamon

the joining of the words "come" and "on", popularized by the great Michael Jackson. An early example appears in the song "BAD", from the album, "BAD"; "cha'mon, get on me..."

"hey you guys, cha'mon with those change orders!!"

chamon by anthony March 23, 2005

Crayon 

A young child's favorite food.

Little Jimmy ate the crayon for breakfast.

Crayon by Ikehylt October 25, 2016