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Crayonista 

One who performs strategic transport planning with a box of coloured crayons/pens, using them to draw lines on a map, without thinking through the implications.
"He thought of a way of linking two train lines together without any thought of how it could be achieved. He is such a Crayonista"
Crayonista by The Ploughman July 28, 2018

Cartoonist 

Cartoonist, from origin word "pedophile" loves to touch little children and have intercourse with their granny's.

Although they have the smallest of dicks they usually are homosexuals
A cartoonist raped my child
Cartoonist by LeoBodenPooPoo February 23, 2020

Syndicated Cartoonist 

White guys who create racist and/or sexist drawings (usually of African-Americans and/or Hispanics) to boost newspaper or magazine sales.
Calling a syndicated cartoonist insensitive is like telling a basketball player he's tall.

caremonistly

a fast young person who goes through problems with ex the relationship and only have a little hope in it and the couple show it off by play fighting and smiling when interacting with each other
savion think of girls caremonistly
caremonistly by POWER! April 15, 2019

Cartmanist 

A fat fuck who is really mean to everyone, especially Jews.
1. Shut up, you fucking nonce.
2. Oh, yeah? You're a Cartmanist! Need some jelly in your belly you fat FUCK?!
Cartmanist by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024
A Physical being made of carbon and energy with no supernatural soul who lives as part of the natural ecosystem
A Carbonist person is without soul or religion
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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