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A small, flat creature which lives on the floor of an automobile, which is used to wipe ones feet on. Needs to be taken for walks and fed. see shatten
"Have you shat on the carpet?" "No, i havent shatten the car pet yet today."
Car Pet by Uptartion August 27, 2003

Pet Mans car finace company:-Bad credit or C.C.J's no problem! 

Cash free motors at cash free prices.

pussy powered peter car 

A 359 or 379 peterbilt with a Caterpillar engine
Hey you here jason gotta new truck. Is a pussy powered peter car

Carpet python 

Look, I’m not trying to yuck anyone’s yum here if you’re all wild about carpet pythons, I just wanna sit.
Carpet python by Skyfire1228 June 16, 2018

carpet munchies 

A heightened desire to perform cunnilingus following inhalation or ingestion of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, the psychoactive compound in cannabis sativa.

Colloquially: really wanting to "eat pussy" after smoking marijuana.
Man, I was watching a movie with my girl the other night and after my second or third bong rip I really got the carpet munchies... dog I went down on her for like an hour!
carpet munchies by DJ Silky Nick November 2, 2011

Carpet Blowout 

A phrase allegorious to the term "sausage-fest", only refering to women.
"Hey Becky, want to split this joint? It is such a Carpet Blowout in here"
Carpet Blowout by Sivart Ferguson February 9, 2010