Texting every girl in your phonebook in a feeble attempt to get laid.

A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.

The act of trying it on with every girl in the club,works party,bar . until you strike it lucky.

The act of farting at random intervals down a hallway (such as a school or hotel) so that the origin of the smell is unknown.

1. The act of accomplishing a task very thoroughly with an absolute disregard for the excessive waste of resources used in doing so that it may have been better just not to do it in the first place, but at least you win. This is typically done as an outright act of frustration and hubris. The sheer amount of over-zealous effort required to carpet bomb often makes the end result less than satisfactory.

or

2. Having very vigorous and powerful, Zeus-like sex with a woman for a very, very long period of time.

to *completly* blanket an area with bombs(cluster, HE, dasiy cutter, nuclear, MOAB) destroying most everything underneath them. carpet bombing was practiced in vietnam, WWII and SHOULD be practiced in iraq

to mount a destructive assault or opposition