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Texting every girl in your phonebook in a feeble attempt to get laid.
After he got belligerent, Stephan proceeded to carpet bomb until Ursula texted him back and something was set up.
by Andy & Colt May 06, 2008
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Jan 22 Word of the Day
Whenever making a congratulatory remark, this is what you say. Made popular by Kamala Harris when she and Joe Biden won the presidency.
Sam: Wow, I can’t believe we just won that relay race!
Cat: we did it Joe 😭😭
by Zozogabobo December 04, 2020
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The act of trying it on with every girl in the club,works party,bar . until you strike it lucky.
John: man i really need to get laid tonight . Its been a month.

Paul: dont worry mate we will just carpet bomb the club it always works.

John: safe dude.
by discodan4321 November 30, 2009
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The act of farting at random intervals down a hallway (such as a school or hotel) so that the origin of the smell is unknown.
Aw man I just laid a massive carpet bomb on the 5th floor of that hotel
by Ether December 29, 2004
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1. The act of accomplishing a task very thoroughly with an absolute disregard for the excessive waste of resources used in doing so that it may have been better just not to do it in the first place, but at least you win. This is typically done as an outright act of frustration and hubris. The sheer amount of over-zealous effort required to carpet bomb often makes the end result less than satisfactory.

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2. Having very vigorous and powerful, Zeus-like sex with a woman for a very, very long period of time.
1. I was so fucking pissed after getting a "F" on that last test that I carpet bombed shit out of this one. Twenty hours of studying the book word for word and I got a "C".

2. Yeah bro, I carpet bombed the shit out of her all night.
by Majikoopa January 02, 2011
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to *completly* blanket an area with bombs(cluster, HE, dasiy cutter, nuclear, MOAB) destroying most everything underneath them. carpet bombing was practiced in vietnam, WWII and SHOULD be practiced in iraq
100 b-52's could carpet bomb baghdad, and level the whole damn city
by bomber man 4.0 August 24, 2004
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to mount a destructive assault or opposition
They tried to carpet-bomb the senator for his alleged scheme but made no progress.
by The Return of Light Joker December 26, 2008
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