Carpet python

The dick of a couch.

Look, I’m not trying to yuck anyone’s yum here if you’re all wild about carpet pythons, I just wanna sit.

by Skyfire1228 June 16, 2018

quick quack

The act of urinating on a vehicle in revenge or as a display of dominance.

After Jeremy cheated on Suzanne, she did a quick quack on his Civic.

by Skyfire1228 February 04, 2023