Carpet python

The dick of a couch.
Look, I’m not trying to yuck anyone’s yum here if you’re all wild about carpet pythons, I just wanna sit.
by Skyfire1228 June 15, 2018
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quick quack

The act of urinating on a vehicle in revenge or as a display of dominance.
After Jeremy cheated on Suzanne, she did a quick quack on his Civic.
by Skyfire1228 February 04, 2023
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