3 definitions by Uptartion

to take a dog/cat/mouse/bird etc. for a walk not for excersize, merely to make it faecetate
"have you shatten the dog yet?" "yeh, he did 2 poos"
by Uptartion August 28, 2003
A small, flat creature which lives on the floor of an automobile, which is used to wipe ones feet on. Needs to be taken for walks and fed. see shatten
"Have you shat on the carpet?" "No, i havent shatten the car pet yet today."
by Uptartion August 28, 2003