Uptartion's definitions

span

Dick-Head

span doesn't run in the family

by Uptartion August 26, 2003

Car Pet

A small, flat creature which lives on the floor of an automobile, which is used to wipe ones feet on. Needs to be taken for walks and fed. see shatten

"Have you shat on the carpet?" "No, i havent shatten the car pet yet today."

by Uptartion August 27, 2003

shatten

to take a dog/cat/mouse/bird etc. for a walk not for excersize, merely to make it faecetate

"have you shatten the dog yet?" "yeh, he did 2 poos"

by Uptartion August 27, 2003