Car Pet
A small, flat creature which lives on the floor of an automobile, which is used to wipe ones feet on. Needs to be taken for walks and fed. see shatten
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Car-pet
The name for all of those dirty little footprints left on your car's windshield by wayward cats which are using your vehicle as a place to hang out.
"Hey, I just washed my car yesterday and now its covered with car-pets again! Those stray cats are driving me crazy!!
Car-pet by Wordielicious November 30, 2010
Pet Mans car finace company:-Bad credit or C.C.J's no problem!
Pet Mans car finace company:-Bad credit or C.C.J's no problem! by Twink & Bear. September 3, 2003
pussy powered peter car
pussy powered peter car by Supersampson February 12, 2020
Carpet python
Look, I’m not trying to yuck anyone’s yum here if you’re all wild about carpet pythons, I just wanna sit.
Carpet python by Skyfire1228 June 16, 2018
carpet munchies
A heightened desire to perform cunnilingus following inhalation or ingestion of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, the psychoactive compound in cannabis sativa.
Colloquially: really wanting to "eat pussy" after smoking marijuana.
Colloquially: really wanting to "eat pussy" after smoking marijuana.
Man, I was watching a movie with my girl the other night and after my second or third bong rip I really got the carpet munchies... dog I went down on her for like an hour!
carpet munchies by DJ Silky Nick November 2, 2011
Carpet Blowout
Carpet Blowout by Sivart Ferguson February 9, 2010