Canucked 

Fouled up to unimaginable dimensions. Something to do with Canadian ingenuity (or lack thereof). Canadians are not bad people, and a lot of them are very smart. But sometimes, some of them do things that can be very Canucked.

The last owners of this house made an ice-hockey rink in the winter out of their backyard. Come spring, the entire backyard was Canucked.

This particular Canucked individual believed that putting flaming decals on his compact late 1990s coupe would make it travel faster.

After Joey and Alisha hit that weed, they passed out for 2 hours and their entire lives were Canucked.

Canucked by Lucy Flawless July 24, 2010

canuckodile 

(noun) A migratory Canadian rodent, often found rummaging in the dumpsters around Hollywood for toxic scraps to stuff in his leery hideous face. Canuckodile.

me: I saw a canuckodile under the queensborough bridge the other day.
friend: Really, what was it doing?
me: He was experiencing heaven for 15 dollars a man thanks to a dimatoid.

canuckodile by DmitryShostakovich March 30, 2019

Canucker 

CANUCK: noun Ca·nuck: A Canadian, Canucker: A Canadian who embodies Canadiana lifestyle.

Your a real Canucker with that lumber jack flanel and Tim Hortons coffee .

Canuckers enjoy out door skating rinks, cabin/cottage life, and 100% pure maple syrup on their pancakes.

That Canucker enjoys toque hats, and back country hiking/camping.

Canucker by @TheCanucker May 28, 2018

Canuckerdoodle 

1) An authentic Canadian of British Extraction blessed with smarts and talent and innate good manners, akin to but much more polite than (yet frequently mistaken for) the American Yankee Doodle.
2) An authentic Canadian of British Extraction, to be completely distinguished from Gallic poseurs whose ancestors ceded Quebec to the British in 1763 after the Plains of Abraham (1759) together with all the silly people whose ancestors are from anywhere else.

Hey look, there's Dan Ackroyd and Keifer Sutherland being interviewed by Keith Morrison from MSNBC. Yeah, all three of 'em are Canuckerdoodles, authentic Canadians from Canada. They're all successful in the U.S. mass media because Canuckerdoodles make much better Americans than do most Americans as far as the Military - Industrial -Infotainment - Complex is concerned!
Keifer's grandfather even invented Universal Healthcare in Canada!
Yeah, Wayne Gretzky's a Canuckerdoodle, too.
Celine Dion? Nah, she's just "French", a poseur, just like all those wacko Islamacists held at Guantanamo Bay who claim "but like, we're Canadian, eh." Yeah, right...

Canuckerdoodle by Billiemski LeWiglud March 29, 2008

Canucker 

An alternate word for f***er.

John: "You're such a mother f***er, Ben!"

Ben: "I bet you can't go one day without saying that word."

John: "Wanna bet, mother canucker?"

Canucker by Drake-C July 24, 2011

canuckdian

A canuckdian is a North American who was brainwashed into believing that the Vancouver Canucks are teh greatest hockey team to grace the NHL. They most likely have their true sub-consience hidden deep inside (under layers and layers of brainwashed conciousness) screaming for help. It can also be referred to as Canuckdianitis.

Friend one "Man, I love the Vancouver Canucks"
Friend two "Its okay, sit down, have a breath. I am going
to take you to a place where they can help you."
TWO HOURS LATER

Friend one " where are we?"
Friend two " we are at a special hospital, where they treat
Canuckdianitis. You are going to be fine."

FRIEND ONE IS TAKEN INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE MANTAL FACILITY, TO THE CANUCKDIANITIS WARD, WHERE THE UNFORTUNATE FELLOWS ARE LOCKED AWAY. THERE IS NO CURE FOR CANUCKDIANITIS

canuckdian by The Lank June 16, 2008