canuckdian

A canuckdian is a North American who was brainwashed into believing that the Vancouver Canucks are teh greatest hockey team to grace the NHL. They most likely have their true sub-consience hidden deep inside (under layers and layers of brainwashed conciousness) screaming for help. It can also be referred to as Canuckdianitis.

Friend one "Man, I love the Vancouver Canucks"
Friend two "Its okay, sit down, have a breath. I am going
to take you to a place where they can help you."
TWO HOURS LATER

Friend one " where are we?"
Friend two " we are at a special hospital, where they treat
Canuckdianitis. You are going to be fine."

FRIEND ONE IS TAKEN INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE MANTAL FACILITY, TO THE CANUCKDIANITIS WARD, WHERE THE UNFORTUNATE FELLOWS ARE LOCKED AWAY. THERE IS NO CURE FOR CANUCKDIANITIS

by The Lank June 16, 2008

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Canuckland

Simply Canada, derived from the word canuck.

I was up in Canuckland visiting some relatives, it's really cold up there.

by Matthew Bradford February 23, 2008

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Canuckinese

Canadian colloquialism

<typical exchange in Canuckinese>
Jill: How do you like that gravy and fries, Wendi? I made it myself, eh?
Wendi: Ugh, this poutine tastes like coon shit! This is straight to the garburator, hoser.

by Theoretical Schism March 13, 2010

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canuckstand

World's second biggest country north of the United States of America. Its exports are usually frozen foods, frozen fish and other frozen things.

There are over 30 million Canucks and Canuckesses living up there. Its capital is Ottawa Ontario.

Its major languages are English and Kweebecer.

Yank: Where ya from?
Canuck: Canuckstand eh? And you eh?
Yank: The US of A... what do you eat up there?
Ceanuck: Beavers of course eh?

by Damn Damn Danno October 11, 2005

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