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Dirty Canuck 

Giving a girl a "dirty canuck" can mean one of two things, or possibly both.
1: To whip her with a canadian flag in the same manner as a wet towel, before tying her up to fuck.
2: To use maple syrup as lube while screaming obscenities in French.
"Last night I gave this French Canadian a Dirty Canuck to make her feel at home."

"Sometimes I like to give hispanic girls dirty canucks just for the ironic value."
Dirty Canuck by Tommy_Radioactive August 28, 2014

canuckdian

A canuckdian is a North American who was brainwashed into believing that the Vancouver Canucks are teh greatest hockey team to grace the NHL. They most likely have their true sub-consience hidden deep inside (under layers and layers of brainwashed conciousness) screaming for help. It can also be referred to as Canuckdianitis.
Friend one "Man, I love the Vancouver Canucks"
Friend two "Its okay, sit down, have a breath. I am going
to take you to a place where they can help you."
TWO HOURS LATER

Friend one " where are we?"
Friend two " we are at a special hospital, where they treat
Canuckdianitis. You are going to be fine."

FRIEND ONE IS TAKEN INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE MANTAL FACILITY, TO THE CANUCKDIANITIS WARD, WHERE THE UNFORTUNATE FELLOWS ARE LOCKED AWAY. THERE IS NO CURE FOR CANUCKDIANITIS
canuckdian by The Lank June 16, 2008

Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown 

a racial/sexist/anti religional/offensive slurr with almost every form of discrimination in it
Example 1)
joe: yo look at that Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown!

jim: shut up you Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown

Example 2) proof that anyone can make fun of anyone and unless the world stops hating we are all doomed
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026