Cantember 

The nonexistent month in which we somehow find time to do all the shit we have no time to do. A combination of can't even and can you not, with a little "can't remember" thrown in.

"What's the deadline?" "Client said ASAP, but they say that every damn day, so let's just shoot for the first week in Cantember."

Cantember by wordwitch_jess January 10, 2018

Camembert 

A stinky cheese that Plagg loves to eat.

"Plagg enough with the Camembert" Adrian exclaimed.

Camembert by MeowCat2630 July 10, 2020

Tim Canterbury 

A character of BBC's The Office who just turned 30, lives with his parents, and works in Slough at Wernham-Hogg paper company. Pretty much the only high points in this life of his include pulling practical with engaged receptionist Dawn (OTP!) on his annoying desk neighbour Gareth Keenan.

Gareth: In this room, I have special--
Tim: Needs?
Gareth: No, I am a special--
Tim: Needs child?
Gareth: No, and that's not funny!
*Tim and Dawn laugh*

Tim Canterbury by Jemma March 25, 2005

Canterbury 

A City in South-East England. With a Cathedral. And some parks. And a lotta buses. And 2 Waterstone's that are back to back with each other, which is pointless!

Bruv, you live in Canterbury wiv the big Cafedrull and stuff?

Canterbury by Stuzzagal July 8, 2011

canserbero

Tyrone José Gonzales Orama also known as canserbero was a Venezuelan rapper and songwriter. considered as the best rapper between the Hispanic community. He died in January 10, 2015. The cause of his death is still unknown.

Y no se muere quien se va, sólo se muere el que se olvida al fin y al cabo la muerte va tan segura de ganar... que de ventaja te da una vida. Canserbero said.

canserbero by elver gacorta October 14, 2020

Canterbury strip 

so ya know those Canterbury tracksuit bottoms that only absolute fucking legends wear?
Well if ya do it’s when a sexy girl unzips the zips all the way to ur crotch, where by this point ur dick will be as hard as concrete, she does this on both legs and hopefully after she will give u great head

“That hot private school girl gave me a Canterbury strip last night, it was fucking great!”
“Sounds awesome,”

Canterbury strip by urnanswrinklytoes February 15, 2021

contemperphobic 

Not in favor of modern design or devices
First use via Matthew Gray Gubler.

"I'm contemperphobic (scared of most things modern) prefer the fine craftsmanship and charm of things made long ago." Gublernation tweet

contemperphobic by rainsom September 8, 2010