The nonexistent month in which we somehow find time to do all the shit we have no time to do. A combination of can't even and can you not, with a little "can't remember" thrown in.
"What's the deadline?" "Client said ASAP, but they say that every damn day, so let's just shoot for the first week in Cantember."
by wordwitch_jess January 10, 2018
Get the Cantembermug.