Definitions by urnanswrinklytoes

Miwa 

my cats name

It’s a rly brilliant name isn’t it

There also is a singer called miwa but idc, she prolly trash

“So daddy, I’ve decided to call that spiffing cat miwa,”
“Sounds like a terrific name son!”

Miwa by urnanswrinklytoes February 22, 2021

Canterbury strip 

so ya know those Canterbury tracksuit bottoms that only absolute fucking legends wear?
Well if ya do it’s when a sexy girl unzips the zips all the way to ur crotch, where by this point ur dick will be as hard as concrete, she does this on both legs and hopefully after she will give u great head

“That hot private school girl gave me a Canterbury strip last night, it was fucking great!”
“Sounds awesome,”

Canterbury strip by urnanswrinklytoes February 15, 2021