Canonist

Fandom terminology for a person who only likes what is canon.

I love writing fanfiction but my friend hate it because she is a canonist.

by Problematic Virgil October 13, 2019

Canonise the Saint

When a gentleman ejects his balls with such force that it sends the receiver backwards and leaves them with a halo of semen around their heads.

I decided canonise the Saint Shirley last night. Now that bitch is floating up to heaven. God bless.

by Napoledan November 16, 2019

cannister

An alternative word to "head", derived from the Football Factory

I'll head straight down the hospital,
~Everything alrite Fred?
Its me brother Terry, sum1's just done him round the cannister with a cricket bat

by ricky May 13, 2005

anal canoeist

One who enagages in the art of bum fun.

Hey man, I gotta tell you. Last night I became an anal canoeist.

by Spextacles June 23, 2007

sewage canoeist

Male homosexual.

Stewart is a bit of a sewage canoeist.

by Ben October 31, 2006

cannister

to refer to somebodys head

look bill ive gotta go someboy's just done me little brother round the cannister with a cricket bat

by none of you business May 13, 2005

canonistic

To have no concern for anybody else. To have a total disregard for everyone but yourself.

I cant believe they have parked across our drive, how canonistic.
selfish self centered arsehole wanker twat

by vaders-love-child October 21, 2015