An ancient religion. Connor Mackenzie created the world over a 5 year period of masturbation, after the 5 years he finally came and created the universe
I am a true worshipper of Connor. I bow before him, I love connorism
An individual who travels the landfar and wide, tasting all varieties of human penis, subsequently rating and favouring them, possibly producing some form of TV show or journal in the process.
Extremely stinky who gets no friends. He wants to smash Minecraft cheeks even though they have hairy thighs. Likes to ask what your favorite color is and sit in the corner cuddling a teddy bear.
Peter- “ what is that smell”
Swan- “ must be Ronan Connors”
An expertjudge in matters relating to the taste and texture of turds, usually a canine but sometimes a person.
A long time ago I had this toy poodle who was a total turd connoisseur, she would seek out turds wherever she could find them and she was lucky enough to be living with some fine cats who left her little brown love bombs in their cat box.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.