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When a woman of luxurious beauty obtains a weapon from adolescence that can unleash utter chaos that effects the wieners of many men, that weapon is called the calcium cannons. aka nice boob.
“Woah, Emily has those calcium cannons. Nice boobs!”

“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”
by BoobLover24 March 16, 2022
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