cannonize 

the use of water cannon against people, usually in order to disband riotous crowds - or peaceful political demonstrations

It looked like a harmless bit of student civil disobedience, but some overzealous crowd controller gave the order to cannonize them.

cannonize by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 7, 2012

cannonize 

To honor a deceased individual by wrapping him in mummy-wadding and shooting him out da barrel of a heavy-artillery weapon.

In da famous early-1940's animated short, "Daffy the Commando", Von Vulture felt sure dat he'd most definitely done away with da perpetually-infuriating Daffy Duck (finally!) after loading him into da huge Howitzer ("Ah, now t'dry and duck ZIS one, you DUCK! Heil HITluh!") and detonating da powder-charge, but all dat actually happened was dat Daffy merely got "cannonized" --- i.e., shot out over Berlin as a "human cannonball"; he eventually landed near a crowd of citizens who were listening to one of Da Führer's infamous "screaming rant" speeches, and clobbers said loudly-verbose dictator over da head with a huge mallet.

cannonize by QuacksO September 17, 2022

cannonize 

To make something cannonic in real life, Luke something would be cannon in a work of fiction

That inside joke has been cannonized now!

cannonize by NoxiousCoupon April 2, 2024

Carbonize 

To smoke a waterpipe with zeal.

We've been carbonizing tobacco all night.
Lets carbonize this shit.

Carbonize by Adeptus Carbonarum January 22, 2009

Canonise the Saint

When a gentleman ejects his balls with such force that it sends the receiver backwards and leaves them with a halo of semen around their heads.

I decided canonise the Saint Shirley last night. Now that bitch is floating up to heaven. God bless.

Canonise the Saint by Napoledan November 16, 2019

cannonless 

A trick in the Whomp's Fortress level of Super Mario 64. By walking off a plank towards a wall, at a very precise angle, you can grab a star without using the level's cannon.

My friend Sig was doing Mario speedruns last night, and he shaved some serious time off the clock by using cannonless.

cannonless by Obviously-Jesus January 28, 2012

canonization by lead

(verb) - Act by which an armed felon is relieved of both his life and rap sheet by the bullets of an officer's gun. Subsequently, he is canonized as a Saint by the community.

Rules for nomenclature are as follows: "Saint (Name of felon), patron Saint of (accused crime)."

You hear about Michael Brown?

You mean Saint Michael, patron Saint of Strong-arming blunts? He got a canonization by lead.

canonization by lead by $lapaho February 14, 2021