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Cainunism 

Noun:

1. A political theory derived from Herman Cain, advocating the ideas of state permitted gun bans, corporatism, Keynesianism, new taxation, collectivism, and ever increasing taxation. People following this political theory are often deaf-blind-mutes incapable of hearing, seeing, or communicating once they become indoctrinated.
Cainunism is great,the government takes all my money and in return they monitor everything I do and throw me in prison when i don't agree with them. Utopia it is.
Cainunism by ComradeCain October 10, 2011
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Cainunism 

Cainunism (keyn - yuh - niz - uhm) – noun

1. A theory or system of economic organization based on a wildly optimistic regard for the fiscal discipline of Congress and the President. Adherence to this theory typically requires the suspension of disbelief concerning the ability of increasing the government’s power to tax, without substantive spending cuts, to actually reduce burdens on taxpayers and to produce economic recovery.

2. The intentional use by politicians of resonant slogans which obfuscate and distract some voters from the otherwise conspicuous absence of thoughtful, realistic or realizable fiscal or monetary plans and policies.

Cainunist (keyn - yuh - nist) - adjective

1. Of, characterized by, favoring or relating to Cainunism; Cainunistic

Origin of Cainunism: term used by informed voters to describe the economic-sounding slogans that originated from the 2012 vanity presidential campaign of Herman Cain (1945 – )

Synonyms for Cainunism: 1. Prevarication, 2. Deception, 2. Cozen, 3. Hucksterism, 4. Hoodwink, 5. Sales Pitch, 6. Razzle Dazzle

Antonyms for Cainunism: 1. Common Sense, 2. Objective Reality, 3. Free Market, 4. Tax Reduction, 5. Economic Liberty, 6. Less Government, 7. Constitutionalism, 8. Ron Paul
Cainunism. In a sentence: “Imagining that a ‘9 - 9 - 9’ percent tax ‘plan’ would not soon be 9.9 - 9.9 - 9.9, then 19 - 19 - 19, and so on, is just more magical Cainunist thinking.”
Cainunism by itsnotdelivery October 9, 2011
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kick the cannism 

The artful practice of putting things off, again and again, to avoid having to be in a position of responsibility, often an artifact of combined laziness and fear of being blamed.
Civil service bureaucracies are known for having entrenched cultures of kick the cannism, artifacts of cushy salaries and an overarching acceptance of reactive solutions in lieu of a proactive mindset.
kick the cannism by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

Cainunist 

Noun: A prosthelytizer for presidential candidate Herman Cain. These people are often rude, degenerate, and not conservative. More often than not they are rude an refuse to engage logical conversation and instead drive the conversation to ad hominem attacks in order to avoid legitimate debate.

--They refuse to accept that:

He supports the rights of states to completely BAN firearms.

Approved of and supported TARP and bailouts.

Said the economy was fine in 2008 and encouraged people to invest.

His 999 plan creates a new tax and raises taxes similar to Obama's tax plans.

Does not support an audit of the federal reserve which secretly lent trillions to foreign banks and possibly governments.

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Cainunist: STOP LYING ABOUT HERMAN CAIN. HE'S A REAL BLACKMAN WITH A REAL PLAN. HE'S NOT A POLITICIAN. HE'S BLACK AND NOT OBAMA! CAINUNISM IS WHAT WE NEED!
Cainunist by ComradeCain October 10, 2011

Gold Coinunism 

An ideology centered around the bribery of the masses with easily acquired but pleasurable items in mass numbers.
Person 1:"Did you hear the Gold Coinunists are running Daniel as a candidate?"
Person 2:"Isn't he insanely corrupt though?"
Person 1:"Dude the entirety of Gold Coinunism is based on corruption anyways. He'll fit in fine."
Gold Coinunism by FireWolf926 October 5, 2020

Calmunism 

The Act Of Being Calm All The Time
“I believe in Calmunism”
Calmunism by Beanis_Boi March 22, 2021
The religion of the all mighty dictator Mr. Cain
Cainism is a cult but we love it.
Cainism by Idk____ April 19, 2023
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