cannaboner

A state of being so stoned you unintentionally produce an erection. Whether or not this leads to arousal is unknown, but the man who produces the cannaboner is never ashamed of it.

For female equivalent, see cannaqueef)

John: ...
Bill: Wow, John sure it fucked up.
John: ...
Lynn: Yeah, cut him off. Wait, what's that bulge in his pants?
John: ...
Bill: Ha ha, he's got a cannaboner!
Lynn: I'm done too; I don't want to cannaqueef.

by Onlooker1957 January 13, 2010

cannaboner

(n)- 1: the feeling one gets when something related to marijuana is so awesome, so epic, that no other word can describe the ecstasy.

2: anything cannabis related that causes excitement

Person A- Did you see Daniels new 18 inch ROOR??
Person B- Yeah, it gave me a cannaboner bigger than the ROOR.
A HAHAHA. Nice

by kzle6146 October 24, 2011

cannabiser

An expert in the field of Cannabis.

Contact my Cannabiser, he knows and grows the best strains.

I'm going to take courses in college to become a Cannabiser.

by shmart December 18, 2017

wannaboner

A sporadic boner that has no practical sexual use and goes soft within a few minutes.
A wannabe boner or wanna bone her.

Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Nah it's a Wannaboner.

by Medioman December 27, 2014

cinnaboner

the sensation one gets when smelling a cinnabon and then becoming so excited about having one you become sexually aroused

We would've left the mall sooner, but Toby had a cinnaboner, so we had to stop.

by wildmilechamp February 23, 2009

Caraboner

The sexual attraction to useless plastic clips, specifically carabiners.

Geoff has such a caraboner. It's pretty disgusting.

by TheDogWrites October 19, 2017

candyboner

When you eat something sweet and it tastes so good your aroused

'just drank a Oreo milkshake #candyboner'
'omg those skittles gave me and candyboner'

by thecockmeister May 4, 2015