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cannaton

A complete and utter purple-rhinocerous! Spends too much time looking at pictures of shaved animals on the internet. Plays CS WAY TOO MUCH!
Paul Murphy is cannaton!
by Dickei March 17, 2005
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Cannaton

Cannaton, a famous web-alias of some devine dude. Respect.
Cannaton pwned sharky

Keeping the metal aliveeeee
by Apocalypse Dood March 22, 2005
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Cannatose

a drug-induced paralysis, brought on by smoking copious amounts of Cannabis.
"Hell no, I'm not going to Taco Bell, I'm in a Cannatose man."
by Caleco August 17, 2009
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Cannatonic

- The best of both worlds, a phenotype selected from the hybrid corss between a female MK Ultra(F1) & the all time famous G13 Haze male. Grows like an Indica, smells like a Sativa and renders you... Cannatonic! Genetics: MK-Ultra x G13 Haze Indica/Sativa: 50/50 THC: 20-25% FLOWERING: Interior 9-10 weeks / Exterior October Yield: Interior 500 gr per m2 / Exterior 250-400 gr per plant
by Cannatonicss July 3, 2011
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cannaboner

A state of being so stoned you unintentionally produce an erection. Whether or not this leads to arousal is unknown, but the man who produces the cannaboner is never ashamed of it.

For female equivalent, see cannaqueef)
John: ...
Bill: Wow, John sure it fucked up.
John: ...
Lynn: Yeah, cut him off. Wait, what's that bulge in his pants?
John: ...
Bill: Ha ha, he's got a cannaboner!
Lynn: I'm done too; I don't want to cannaqueef.
by Onlooker1957 January 13, 2010
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cannaboner

(n)- 1: the feeling one gets when something related to marijuana is so awesome, so epic, that no other word can describe the ecstasy.

2: anything cannabis related that causes excitement
Person A- Did you see Daniels new 18 inch ROOR??
Person B- Yeah, it gave me a cannaboner bigger than the ROOR.
A HAHAHA. Nice
by kzle6146 October 24, 2011
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canatonically

Canatonically. Can-nuh-ton-nick-lee
By birthright. How you were born.

Not to be confused with catatonically.
I am canatonically unlucky. I always have been, since I was born, simply because I exist, unlucky.
by Bumblebee360 July 23, 2023
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