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Cannabisseur 

someone who smokes, eats or just plain enjoys marijuana and or cannabis
Andrew you smoke so much weed you have become a Cannabisseur.
Cannabisseur by Patrick420 December 3, 2007

Cannaisseur 

An expert marijuana smoker, who will only smoke the best of the best, and can tell how any weed was grown with a simple smell.
Jonny gave away that bag, cause a cannaisseur don't fuck with bunk shit. :P
Cannaisseur by Shiz Tokin December 13, 2014

cannasmurf

A person who is a member of several medical cannabis dispensaries and who obtains the maximum allowable quantity of cannabis from these clubs in order to obtain a sizable amount of cannabis for personal or commercial reasons

see definition: smurf
if I were a cannasmurf, I'd horde all the kush from all the LA dispensaries

see definition: smurf
In banking, smurfing refers to splitting of a large financial transaction into multiple smaller transactions, each of which is below a minimum limit (such as $10,000) above which banks must report any financial transaction, precisely for the purpose of evading scrutiny by regulators or law enforcement. Someone who smurfs is a smurf in this context. Usualy hired by drug runners and usualy more than one to move an large amount of cash to launder it.

How are you going to launder all that money, Don't worry I have alot of smurfs.
cannasmurf by greenmaninto September 30, 2009

Cannoisseur 

A cannabis connoisseur or enthusiast. Someone familiar with a variety cannabis strains, products, consumption methods and cultivation techniques. Someone who uses cannabis responsibly and productively to enhance their life. A cannoisseur counters traditionally negative pothead and stoner stereotypes.
This guy's a legit cannoisseur, you should see his collection of glass, flowers and concentrates - it's unreal.

You dab like a cannoisseur.

Those are some choice nuggets, cannoisseur grade.

That dispensary had a selection worthy of a cannoisseur.
Cannoisseur by Cannoisseur July 11, 2012

Carnesseur 

A carnesseur is a person who has a great deal of knowledge about fine meats, or an expert judge in matters of taste.
Joel always spoke of his love for steak tartare, he was known as the steakhouses' carnesseur.
Carnesseur by jaggedlines September 15, 2010

carnesseur 

a true connoisseur of fish, poultry, and game; one who has ridiculous amounts of knowledge about what kind of meat to buy, how to cut it, and how to cook it
That kid knows everything about how buy, cut, and cook meat. Sometimes, he even kills it himself! He's a real carnesseur.
carnesseur by emily and rose April 22, 2011