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candylander

A teenager or college-age person who doesn't drink, use drugs, or engage in any other form of illegal recreational activity. So called because they presumably spend their evenings playing children's board games when everyone else is partying.
I would invite Jeff, but he's such a candylander he probably wouldn't come anyway.
by dr. buttz February 10, 2008
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a Candylander

by I, Wreckerrr October 19, 2020
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candymandering

Did you see all the broke-ass kids scooping up the full size candy bars in Palm View? Man, the Candymandering is out of control!
by Sparty911 October 22, 2017
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Candyland

A slavery plantation owned by a very racist Leonardo DiCaprio, as seen in the movie "Django Unchained".
"I just got me a fine black woman from Candyland."
by Expert-TechShirt January 8, 2013
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Candyland

A geographical area of near-complete safety; and sometimes, as a result, very little "real" adventure- much like the gameplay in the classic board-game Candyland.

This term originated from Ultima Online, a massively-multiplayer online role playing game (MMORPG, like World of Warcraft, etc), the term "Candyland" was given to a region "Trammel" where the player could not be killed by another player. Typically it was intended in a derogatory manner by aggressive players ("Player Killers" aka PK's) but could also be used in a neutral or positive tone.
I moved to a new neighborhood and now it's like I'm living in Candyland.
by rhadiem November 20, 2009
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Queen of Candyland

The magic feel good fairy that lives under your desk and appears randomly and has a great fondness of lollipops. ;) And being the Queen, she has a particularly good technique.
"Oh my god, today was such a great day at work because the Queen of Candyland paid me a visit that I won't forget."
by Lpqoc October 3, 2008
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going to candyland

Candyland is the visit to the vagina. You play with it and stroke it until you make it cum. This game is mostly popular with lesbians.
Wheres Sierra! She must be going to candyland with her best friend.
by TacoMann December 24, 2008
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