10 definitions by Sparty911

tongue punch your fart box

Lick a girls anus.

You are amazing, I'm going to tongue punch your fart box later tonite.

by Sparty911 February 24, 2016

pusswoi

Classy slang term for pussy, vagina- helpful when discussing Ina big group. Helpsbhide the real world. Pronounced "puss wah". Francophile styled word

Did you know Julie shaved her Pusswoi for Valentine's day? She is so classy!

by Sparty911 February 14, 2020

Mommy maker

Penis. Raw dogging. Phallus. The organ used to start the baby making process. Member. Cock.

I think Julie wore out my Mommy maker on our honeymoon- baby is on the way!

by Sparty911 August 12, 2022

amish vagina

Very stretched out vagina from having at least 8 kids naturally.

1. Jesus Christ, the receiver should have caught that pass, he was as wide open as an Amish vagina.

Dude, she may be hot, but she's banged so many dudes she has an Amish vagina, you'd never know when you were inside!

by Sparty911 October 27, 2019

Sparkplug

Sorority hazing technique, when rushees have to soak a tampon in Tabasco.

Karen was jumping across the street like a Mexican jumping bean when she had her sparkplug in, but now she's a sister!

by Sparty911 November 2, 2019

candymandering

When poor kids trick or treat in rich neighborhoods.

Did you see all the broke-ass kids scooping up the full size candy bars in Palm View? Man, the Candymandering is out of control!

by Sparty911 October 22, 2017

Cock-Aid

When a guy finally admits to being gay, e.g. after getting divorced and logging on to Grinder

Yep, Brian finally drank the cock-aid and went on Grindr. He's been making up for lost time giving HJ's and blowies like they are going out of style.

by Sparty911 August 20, 2017