Sparty911's definitions

Cock-Aid

When a guy finally admits to being gay, e.g. after getting divorced and logging on to Grinder

Yep, Brian finally drank the cock-aid and went on Grindr. He's been making up for lost time giving HJ's and blowies like they are going out of style.

by Sparty911 August 19, 2017

Conch Fart

Queef. Vaginal air discharge.

Dude, my Chipotle gas pales in comparison to Shelly's conch farts! They're brutal!

by Sparty911 June 27, 2018

Ghetto escape room

An escape room for broke people.

I put a Rubik's cube in that old refrigerator box. There's your ghetto escape room

by Sparty911 May 1, 2019

candymandering

When poor kids trick or treat in rich neighborhoods.

Did you see all the broke-ass kids scooping up the full size candy bars in Palm View? Man, the Candymandering is out of control!

by Sparty911 October 22, 2017

tongue punch your fart box

Lick a girls anus.

You are amazing, I'm going to tongue punch your fart box later tonite.

by Sparty911 September 1, 2016

pusswoi

Classy slang term for pussy, vagina- helpful when discussing Ina big group. Helpsbhide the real world. Pronounced "puss wah". Francophile styled word

Did you know Julie shaved her Pusswoi for Valentine's day? She is so classy!

by Sparty911 February 14, 2020

amish vagina

Very stretched out vagina from having at least 8 kids naturally.

1. Jesus Christ, the receiver should have caught that pass, he was as wide open as an Amish vagina.

Dude, she may be hot, but she's banged so many dudes she has an Amish vagina, you'd never know when you were inside!

by Sparty911 October 26, 2019