TacoMann's definitions

BP Oil Spill

When a condom breaks and she got pregnant. BP Oil Spill

Boyfriend: Oh shit, I think i just had a BP Oil Spill.

Girlfriend: WTF does that mean?

Boyfriend: *never returns her calls*

by TacoMann August 20, 2010

Step Brothers

The best god dam motherfucking kick ass boob jiggling, unbelievably fucking funny movie staring Will Ferrel and John C. Riley. These 2 fuckheads are the best pair of comedians to put into a fucking movie. I almost pissed myself watching this fucking hilarious shit. If they made a squeal, every fucking smart person from Toledo, Ohio, HSAT in the downtown would go see this fucking amazing funny ass shit.

Step Brothers

Will: John you awake?
John: Yea
Will: Ima punch you right in the fucking face

by TacoMann May 26, 2009

Canadas History

Canada is the part of America we didnt want.

Too damn cold

Canadas History is a history of being too fucking cold!

by TacoMann February 7, 2010

Planet X

A mystical planet that is apparently supposed to crash into earth on December 21st, 2012. Although there is no proof, people are still scared shitless because of this.

Planet X: IM COMING FOR U EARTH!
Brasil: NUU men plis attack europe!
Europe: TALLEY HO! ATTACK MEXICO!
Mexico: Si?

by TacoMann May 25, 2009

Fujibayashi

A nerdish weeaboo from the Netherlands who enjoys stalking squirrels and stealing bottles from babies. This lonely asian boy has been known to suck @ g00nz and beg for donor after he loses a cw to nubcake br's. Fujibayashi also once stabbed a bird to death using a spoon (cuz hes asian) and drank its blood thinking he would gain the ability to fly. He then pursued his childhood dream of becoming the first pornstar with a 1inch penis. He was successful in becoming the first, but only starred in 1 porn movie, staring his cousin "Fujibaiichi".

kingsmokey: Yo fujibayashi u fucking weeaboo give me $45k for college

Fujibayashi: kk np kingsmokey ill give it to u cuz im a rich asian my family owns an oil rig

by TacoMann August 22, 2010

Pissed as Fuck

To be angry that someone relates pissing (Peeing) to fucking (sex)

No one can explain why though.

Im pissed as fuck, and i dont know why

by TacoMann July 17, 2009

Comedy Central

An escape from CNN, MSNBC and those really big bitch's on Good Morning America.

Comedy Central is Heaven

by TacoMann July 5, 2009