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Candy Dish

Consist of pills, marijuana, coke, ecstasy, lsd, shrooms, all layed out on a plate.
I got that candy dish if you wanna taste.
Candy Dish by Krizztyle May 21, 2010
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candy dish

An adjective used to describe something stupid or retarded.
(Background is whenever a retard makes a ceramic piece the peice is so misshapen and crappy that it's always a candy dish)
I already know this stuff, this test is candy dish.
candy dish by caddilac November 10, 2006

Candy Dish

a candy dish is another way of saying "grandmothers' vagina"
"I wanna put my dick in yo grandmas candy dish"

old folks candy dish 

a sexual act, one lays on their back and the other (male) stretches the skin of his scrotum until it appears as if an old man's saggy scrotum. he then proceeds to tea bag the saggy scrotum in the other person mouth.
i totally gave that ho an old folks candy dish
old folks candy dish by fahh_qqqq August 19, 2013
The area between the genitals and the anus.
She went down on me and started licking my candydish!
candydish by edclectic March 29, 2008

candyfish 

when everything tastes sweet and you think there are fish swimming around, an extension of worship of pierre
the weak fink fell into a deep state of candyfish after viewing the holy radience of pierre.
candyfish by pierre January 25, 2004
A decorative bowl used to display and / or hold candy. Usually made from plastic or glass material.
Kids, please dont play near the candy dish. You could knock it off the table and break it
Candydish by Midnight G. Estes September 7, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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