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cuddlerape
1) You wake up after a night of hardcore partying and notice someone you don't like cuddled up to you.
2) Someone breaks into your house, gets in your bed, and you wake up with them cuddling with you.
3) If Goldilocks were to climb into baby bears bed while baby bear was there, baby bear would have woke up to being cuddleraped.
2) Someone breaks into your house, gets in your bed, and you wake up with them cuddling with you.
3) If Goldilocks were to climb into baby bears bed while baby bear was there, baby bear would have woke up to being cuddleraped.
cuddlerape by that1guyukno April 18, 2010
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cuddlesnoop
Cuddlesnoop (verb): When someone cuddles up to a friend, significant other, etc while they are using a laptop in order to sneakily spy on what the person is doing.
cuddlesnoop by aintnobodygottimeforthat January 2, 2013
cuntleman
An ill-mannered gentleman; On the one hand he's rude and brash, making you want to call him a cunt, but you also recognise there is a gentlemanly aura surrounding him.
cuddlemonster
1. A beautiful girl who's shy but loves to cuddle.
2. A really good cuddler
3. Think cookiemonster but with cuddling. i.e. a cuddling addict
2. A really good cuddler
3. Think cookiemonster but with cuddling. i.e. a cuddling addict
"What'd you and Jessie do last night?"
"Oh, nothing. I thought we were going to go out but her cuddlemonster took over and we just stayed in"
"Oh, nothing. I thought we were going to go out but her cuddlemonster took over and we just stayed in"
cuddlemonster by Sydclark19 May 29, 2013
cuddleability
the measure of how cuddleable a person is
Mathematically defined as one's desire to cuddle the person, on a scale from 0 to 100, multiplied by the probability that they would cuddle you back, from 0 to 1.
Mathematically defined as one's desire to cuddle the person, on a scale from 0 to 100, multiplied by the probability that they would cuddle you back, from 0 to 1.
cuddleability by mad mac the masseuse October 25, 2011
Cuddlelingus
A word coined by author Jeff Brown, Cuddlelingus is a huggy kind of oral sex, one where the woman's vagina is worshipped with cozy tenderness, a kind of labial love hug that is slow, subtle and sweet.
He has become a much better lover. Where before he attacked my vagina with his tongue, now he loves it gently, performing a kind of cuddlelingus.
Cuddlelingus by Uncommon Bonder April 13, 2014
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.