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A grown man who caters to another grown man's feelings instead of just telling him to man up.
( Emotional man ): hey bro my girl broke up with me after two weeks and I really loved her, why do I do ?

( Cuddleman ): Sorry to hear that why don't you come by so we can hug and talk about it.
cuddleman by laluvrod December 23, 2011
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cuddlerape

Verb: When someone cuddles with you against your will.
1) You wake up after a night of hardcore partying and notice someone you don't like cuddled up to you.

2) Someone breaks into your house, gets in your bed, and you wake up with them cuddling with you.

3) If Goldilocks were to climb into baby bears bed while baby bear was there, baby bear would have woke up to being cuddleraped.
cuddlerape by that1guyukno April 18, 2010

cuddlesnoop 

Cuddlesnoop (verb): When someone cuddles up to a friend, significant other, etc while they are using a laptop in order to sneakily spy on what the person is doing.
Sophia cuddlesnooped on Graham, hoping he'd assume she was simply being affectionate.

cuntleman 

An ill-mannered gentleman; On the one hand he's rude and brash, making you want to call him a cunt, but you also recognise there is a gentlemanly aura surrounding him.
(A man crashes into your car)
Car crash victim: 'EEEEEEYYYY, CUNT'
Cuntleman: 'Oh dear, what crude language! I'm terribly sorry but i believe it was your fault, young sir'
Car crash victim: 'Ok, sorry, i take it back. '
cuntleman by littlemac June 28, 2012

cuddlemonster 

1. A beautiful girl who's shy but loves to cuddle.
2. A really good cuddler

3. Think cookiemonster but with cuddling. i.e. a cuddling addict
"What'd you and Jessie do last night?"

"Oh, nothing. I thought we were going to go out but her cuddlemonster took over and we just stayed in"
cuddlemonster by Sydclark19 May 29, 2013

cuddleability

the measure of how cuddleable a person is

Mathematically defined as one's desire to cuddle the person, on a scale from 0 to 100, multiplied by the probability that they would cuddle you back, from 0 to 1.
A pretty woman wearing a cashmere cardigan would have a high level of cuddleability.

Cuddlelingus 

A word coined by author Jeff Brown, Cuddlelingus is a huggy kind of oral sex, one where the woman's vagina is worshipped with cozy tenderness, a kind of labial love hug that is slow, subtle and sweet.
He has become a much better lover. Where before he attacked my vagina with his tongue, now he loves it gently, performing a kind of cuddlelingus.
Cuddlelingus by Uncommon Bonder April 13, 2014