Candiz

The worlds prettiest girl you'll ever meet.
She is a very demure cheerleader who can fly to the moon.
Some might say she has the most aura with her drippy ahh fits
the only con to this masterpiece is that she crashed her car 3 times

Candiz is sooo cooollll! She is the baddest mf to walk the earth

by MRALPHASIGMABOY January 23, 2025

Rip Candice

Dont ask someone who candice is!!!

Person 1: Rip candice 🕊
Person 2: Who is Candice??
Person 1: Candice d!ck fit in your mouth

by coolid April 8, 2021

candiosity

A word used to indicate a piñata's level of candy fill.

Originally used on the now-defunct television program, "Viva Piñata".

That piñata is stuffed to maximum candiosity; it almost exploded just hanging there!!!

by Telephony November 27, 2011

Tea Party Candidate

n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.

Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.

by rebirth of keynes October 12, 2010

whos candice?

A joke that dumbass's fall for

Myra:Whos candice?
Joe: i dont know, whos is she??
Myra: Candice dick fit in yo mouf BBBBIIIIITTTCCCCHHHH

by bzk_001 June 7, 2021

candied hair

Female pubic hair that is wet with desire.

He gently caressed my candied hair while nibbiling my nipples.

by poop2019 April 2, 2012

fake candid

Picture that appears to be candid, but is actually posed.

Pretending to be unaware that a photo is being taken.
You see someone taking sneaky candids? Better force some laughter/smile or look pensive.

"Her instagram is full of fake candid pics!"

by deacon frost November 24, 2014