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Canale

To do anal with someone cosplaying camel
Nacho loves a good spot of canale if you will.
by BritishGasser March 9, 2021
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Canale

n. canale (can-AL-e)
1. a steryotype geek
2. a person who regurlarly writes in "1337" and thinks they have
amazing computer skillz
3. a person who flaunts money with fancy electronics.
v.
1. to rip a test from a teacher's computer (inf)
2. to flaunt electronics and acts suprised when they are stolen
examples: 1. that poor child has a pocket protector and square
glasses. what a canale. 2. that stupid canale thinks guessing some
guys password qualifies as hacking. 3. that canale has got a
barometer on his watch!! 4. that kid canale'd and got us an all-essay exam!!!
by thegiantcantaloupe October 2, 2005
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Canal Water

When Dionne Warwick was messed up on heroin in the early 1970s and a critic blasted her bizarre concert performance, she phoned the guy and screamed at him: "Yo mama suck canal water!"
by Joey Buffalo January 24, 2015
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Candle Queen

A spoiled brat who gets her way by throwing tantrums and playing the victim.
Person 1: Hey, did you here about Chloe? Apparently she slapped Sarah and made her cry!
Person 2: Nah, I was there when it happened. Sarah's just being a Candle Queen.
by FlashwaveXL February 17, 2019
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canal

The soft spot between a girls thighs where a guy can rest his boner at night.
Chad 's boner was tired so he placed it in Keirsten's canal and filled it up with a river of semen.
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Candlejack

Candlejack is a villain from the TV show Freakazo
If you say Candlejack's name, you get kidn
by miji March 22, 2007
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Sixteen Candles

A classic 1980's John Hughes flick that chronicles the story of Samantha, a sixteen year old whose family has forgotten her birthday. Jake Ryan, the "perfect" guy in school, saves the day- saving Samantha from her sister's awful wedding, and buying her a birthday cake. This movie is famous for it's archetype characters- 'The geek'- Called either Farmer Ted, or the Geek, and played by Anthony Michael Hall, 'the perfect man'- Jake Ryan, played by actor/model Michael Schoeffling, and 'the awkward high school girl', played by Molly Ringwald. The character of Jake Ryan has grown extrememly popular over the years as an example of a perfect man- smart, rich, courteous, sweet, considerate- and one who breaks up with the curvy, beautiful head cheerleader for the gawky, awkward younger girl.
Girl- "I just saw Sixteen Candles today."
Friend- "And?"
Girl- "I want my own Jake Ryan."
by PunkRokinPromQueen May 4, 2006
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