Canale
Canale by BritishGasser March 9, 2021
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Canale
n. canale (can-AL-e)
1. a steryotype geek
2. a person who regurlarly writes in "1337" and thinks they have
amazing computer skillz
3. a person who flaunts money with fancy electronics.
v.
1. to rip a test from a teacher's computer (inf)
2. to flaunt electronics and acts suprised when they are stolen
1. a steryotype geek
2. a person who regurlarly writes in "1337" and thinks they have
amazing computer skillz
3. a person who flaunts money with fancy electronics.
v.
1. to rip a test from a teacher's computer (inf)
2. to flaunt electronics and acts suprised when they are stolen
examples: 1. that poor child has a pocket protector and square
glasses. what a canale. 2. that stupid canale thinks guessing some
guys password qualifies as hacking. 3. that canale has got a
barometer on his watch!! 4. that kid canale'd and got us an all-essay exam!!!
glasses. what a canale. 2. that stupid canale thinks guessing some
guys password qualifies as hacking. 3. that canale has got a
barometer on his watch!! 4. that kid canale'd and got us an all-essay exam!!!
Canale by thegiantcantaloupe October 2, 2005
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