The way a woman feels when its that time of the month. The only things which can help to lift her mood are lots of sympathy, copious amounts of chocolate and lots of cups of tea brought to her by her man.

1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.

When one completely looses their mind.

Split into two types:

Type 1: When a female is currently at the egg releasing stage of the menstrual cycle

Type 2: An adjective used to describe a wide variety of actions and phenomena where the subject is both mental and sensual.

(To differentiate between the types the shorthand T1 and T2 can be used)