Menstrual 

The way a woman feels when its that time of the month. The only things which can help to lift her mood are lots of sympathy, copious amounts of chocolate and lots of cups of tea brought to her by her man.

Man: "babe do you want to go out tonight?"
Woman: "Get the **** out of my sight you ignorant idiot can't you see I'm feeling MENSTRUAL!"

Menstrual by Tatyana99 January 4, 2009

Menstrual 

When one completely looses their mind.

Maida was going "menstrual" whilst "dash handing" to gay german porn.

Menstrual by Akbar Dirka Dirka November 10, 2006

Menstrual 

Split into two types:

Type 1: When a female is currently at the egg releasing stage of the menstrual cycle

Type 2: An adjective used to describe a wide variety of actions and phenomena where the subject is both mental and sensual.

(To differentiate between the types the shorthand T1 and T2 can be used)

Type 1
"Don't mind her she is quite menstrual at the moment."

Type 2
1) "Dayum! That meal was completely menstrual!"

2)

Person 1: Mate that girl is fiiit
Person 2: Hells yea, she's completely menstrual.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: T2 mate T2.
Person 1: Damn right, she is a menstrosity

Menstrual by Back on the horse August 21, 2013

Menstrual mouth 

Performing oral sex on a girl who is having her period menstruating.

A guy and a gal kiss after he performs oral sex on her during her period.
After they kiss, the gal says, " Go brush your teeth, your have menstrual mouth"

Menstrual mouth by olive man November 22, 2014

menstrual high-five 

Usually initiated by the guy, an act and symbol of relief that one's lady friend is menstruating and thus, not pregnant. For example, if your girlfriend is on an oral contraceptive and you decide to pull the goalie for the season, one may start to worry that the pill may not be 100% effective. In this instance, one is excited when that time of the month comes and upon hearing of Aunt Flow's visit, a menstrual high-five is warranted.

Guy: hey babe, this party blows. Wanna sneak into the laundry room and fuck on their dryer?

Girl: I can't. I got my period this morning...

Guy: Whew! Menstrual high-five!!!

*puts up arm with a Todd-from-Scrubs-like grin*

menstrual high-five by hardcore Rx June 1, 2011

Menstrual Loaf 

1. (n) A chunk of menstruation that is attached to a tampon.

2. (n) Salmon that has not been de-boned and has been left out in the sun too long.

I pulled my motherfucking tampon out of my coochie and an economy-sized slice of menstrual loaf landed on the floor.

Menstrual Loaf by Mikey Dee August 3, 2005

Menstrual Warrior 

Another word for tampons.

Helen's rag is coming and she will need to pack a few menstrual warriors.

Menstrual Warrior by perishable517 May 21, 2005