Cambage 

Verb: To consistently blame other reasons for poor behaviour and bad attitude that is clearly attributable only to you.

“Jane got drunk and fucked up again but she cambage’d and blamed her friends for not looking out for her, her boyfriend foe not being sensitive and her parents for not buying her a pony in grade 6. Typical!”

Cambage by Fklz July 18, 2021

Cabbage Patch Stalker 

A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.

Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..

Cabbage Patch Stalker by Jack Jismouth August 14, 2009

benadryl cabbage patch 

another name for Benedict Cumberbatch

person 1: Benadryl Cabbage patch is my favorite actor, i love him in Sherlock.

person 2: i dont man, i think Beedrill Confused bats was better in Dr. Strange

benadryl cabbage patch by notspiderman December 9, 2016

Meat Cabbage

1. Man's Scrotum 2. Can also be used to describe the odor of a Man's Scrotum.

My hands are cold can I cup your Meat Cabbage to warm them up?!?

Meat Cabbage by Proy21 October 4, 2008

cabbage grabber 

an illegal alien beaner

About 150 cabbage grabbers ran from the barn as the police officers came to investigate a reported cockfight.

cabbage grabber by USnative February 6, 2010

Cumbagel

The act of ejaculating on one's bagel, using the semen instead of cream cheese. A good prank.

Ted: How the hell did you pull a cumbagel??!! I was only in the bathroom for two minutes!

Mark: Your mom helped.

Cumbagel by Brodi Finkelstein December 6, 2010

Savage cabbage 

Some one extreamly good at roasting, any time you roast him/her they will top your roast with another and won't quit roasting . Don't mess with savage cabbage.

Don't mess with that savage cabbage he takes every thing personal.

Savage cabbage by Dj767 May 12, 2016