Dance move that white guys tried to have catch on to confuse women into thinking that white guys have rhythm. Successfully performed when both your shoulders and fists (which are placed together in a manner that looks like you just connected both ends of an extension cord) move in time with each other in a fluid, circular motion. All the rage in the late 80's and early 90's.
"Jeremiah did the cabbage patch at a youth group mixer, and all the white girls flocked to him because he tricked them into thinking that he had rhythm. He's really a poser."
by Nick February 5, 2004
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The part of a hospital or mental institution reserved for patients in a vegetative state. Also called "vegetable garden".
The gunshot victim had irreversible brain damage, so he was taken to the cabbage patch.
by pentozali October 3, 2008
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the act of bending forward over the toilet bowl to successfully take a leak with morning wood.
Byron: Pissing in the mornings can be such a pain in the dick.
Edward: Dude, we've all done the cabbage patch before.
by BryaSaurus June 15, 2011
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A Magical place where babies come from.
A child once asked "Mommy can I have a little sister?" and the mother replied," Shhitt, you better take yo ass to the cabbage patch!"
by Gia Crews March 8, 2005
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A term used for a red head- due to the fact 'cabbage patch kids' had tendencies to be red haird and have freckles. Also a slang used for the box of a red headed female.
1. Jade you crazy ass cabbage patch, BEAT IT!
2. Them brunettes have a thing for that cabbage patch...
by Alotafagina May 4, 2006
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1.referring to the popular cabbage patch doll in the late 90's characterized with yarn hair, freckles, and big cheeks
2. derogatory term for a white girl
Julia stiles and Kirsten dunst is a cabbage patch
by whatisit April 19, 2005
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A cash machine or any other Automated Teller that dispenses currency, aka money, dosh, green, cabbage.
by Josephus April 12, 2007
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