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Cam Newton 

A NFL QB that has to sneeze every time he scores
cam newton must have some alergies when he scores
Cam Newton by Maxanator August 30, 2016

Camdenton 

A small town near Lake of the Ozarks. Known for it's die-hard small-town support of its football program.

Camdenton High School is filled with 'Hicks' driving big trucks, a small number of them actually living on a farm.
The Camdenton Lakers football team doesn't look so good this year.
Camdenton by Johnnyy Hammerstixx February 26, 2011

Cam Newton 

To steal one's laptop and subsequently toss it out a window.
If you don't shut up, I'm going to Cam Newton your laptop!
Cam Newton by Jbell255 November 12, 2010
Very dickish video gamer who thinks he’s tracer when he is actually playing mccree. Also gets pedoed a lot. He is very bad aim and bad builder on fortnite. Is also big gay. Sometimes he can be very supportive to the team and nice. He is also a skindiana Jones. Has a weird fetish for ali’s. Cnewton also gets bullied by his brother who has a girlfriend, this makes me and him feel very lonely and want to kill ourself. If you want to go out with him Sam bam406 already goes out with him.
Cnewton your sooooi bad, I hope you die sucking fat,juicy dick
cnewton by pedopepe69 September 27, 2018

Camdenton MO high school 

It’s a good school in all but when it comes to the pervert subs and teachers and the fact you can’t go the the bathroom without someone vaping in the stall next to you or the crazy nicotine addicted teens or maybe the fact that some people may even bark at you or the kids who think the gays are braver than our US Military or the other one where if you need drugs ask about any kid and they ether have some or they can point you to someone who does.

But it’s and ok school just have to hang out with the right crowd like maybe the basic white girls who have their daddies money and all have the Vera Bradley backpacks. Or maybe you could hang out with the football kids who ether sit on the bench the entire time or the ones you are playing all game and don’t make any fun plains with them the can’t do it the have football. But if you can’t hang out with them there is always the band kids oh but wait you can’t even hang out with in summers because the band teachers have them there everyday in the hot sun. Well that’s no problem there is the gays just you better not say anything bad on biden cause who knows what’s gonna happen. But there are the fury’s but we all know them. And then the druggies who no matter what you say will always try and give you drugs.

But they are by far better then the highway 5 neighbors Lebanon because them bitches crazy.
Person 1: what school do you go to?
Person 2: camdenton Mo high school

Person 1: ha! Imma just leave no while I can!!
The overriding hue and color value of any piece of women's clothing where a cameltoe is in evidence.
She looks great in that cameltone dress.
cameltone by Butterfingerish March 6, 2015