Callard

An individual lacking in IQ and in everyday life behaves and acts like an absolute cunt, this word has it origins in law enforcement.

That bloke over there is a right callard!

by Dr Andrew Darwen July 19, 2025

Josh Callard

A typical dick who you would like to punch in face. Then chop off his dick and shove it up his ass untill it come out his mouth. He can be compared to emo Hitler. Also the type of person who changes their sexuality ever 5 seconds. The type of person who backstabs friends and forces them to still be fucking friends. He is truly a bitch ass anal cunt. (He is also really transphobic)

For example:fucking hell dude don't be such a josh callard.

by Josh callard February 27, 2019

caltard

Basically the same thing as avetard and cottard but these people reside at the Callaway Apartments in Norman. These people are dumber than a rock and just as useless as avetards. Most of them also go to the University of Oklahoma which also makes them an OU tard.

Aye bruh, the caltard wants to hang out tonight, should I just say no?

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

Callado

An idiotic act to cause a somewhat serious conversation turn into a stupid irrelevant conversation.

Example 1

Ashley: Hey man, I got these dank as-
Josh: COOL
Ashley: Josh, don't be a fucking Callado

Example 2

Ashley: Wanna smoke some weed on the weekend?
Josh: How about you fuck yourself in the asshole?
Ashley: Fuckin' Callado.

by His name is George September 5, 2013

Calladine

Somebody that always wears a light blue coat dispite everyone asking the person not to. The light blue coat is sacred to the Calladine and therefore they cant take it off without permission from the spooch (master).

That Calladine is wearing that damn light blue coat again! Really grinds my gears!

by Sideshow Martin January 27, 2011

Collard Greens

A Bundle Of Cash

Man 1: "yo you got that stack of money foo?"

Man 2: "yeah bro I keep my Collard Greens on me at all times"

by chaweman August 17, 2021

These Collards Don't Run Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with collard greens

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the These Collards Don't Run Burger, it's served with collard greens!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018