calland
i once saw this guy licking poo of the toilet seat. i was like whoaaaaa stop callanding the toilet seat man!
calland by holziiiiiebzzzz June 2, 2010
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Wayne Calandriello
A man of 13 offenses-Sign that he is the spawn of Satan
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.
Wayne Calandriello by Wayne Calendrillo December 13, 2014
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Calandra
She is loving, caring, warm spirited, loveable, and beautiful. She is likeable and dependable, everyone's best friend but do not cross her because just as she is friendly her wrath is cold as ice. She's spontaneous and lives to laugh and have fun. She's optimistic and sees the world in a positive light. She will always bring you joy.
Calandra by Peaches1272 March 10, 2013
Callado
Example 1
Ashley: Hey man, I got these dank as-
Josh: COOL
Ashley: Josh, don't be a fucking Callado
Example 2
Ashley: Wanna smoke some weed on the weekend?
Josh: How about you fuck yourself in the asshole?
Ashley: Fuckin' Callado.
Ashley: Hey man, I got these dank as-
Josh: COOL
Ashley: Josh, don't be a fucking Callado
Example 2
Ashley: Wanna smoke some weed on the weekend?
Josh: How about you fuck yourself in the asshole?
Ashley: Fuckin' Callado.
Callado by His name is George September 5, 2013
Calladine
Somebody that always wears a light blue coat dispite everyone asking the person not to. The light blue coat is sacred to the Calladine and therefore they cant take it off without permission from the spooch (master).
Calladine by Sideshow Martin January 27, 2011
Callander
A small town located in the mid north. We have a beautiful lake, many beaches an amazing park.And all the people in Callander are very friendly:)
Callander by callander_Lover April 19, 2009
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