calland

licking poo of a toilet seat

i once saw this guy licking poo of the toilet seat. i was like whoaaaaa stop callanding the toilet seat man!

by holziiiiiebzzzz June 2, 2010

Wayne Calandriello

A man of 13 offenses-Sign that he is the spawn of Satan
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.

Remember to kids to spread your butt cheeks for Wayne Calandriello!

by Wayne Calendrillo December 13, 2014

Calandra

She is loving, caring, warm spirited, loveable, and beautiful. She is likeable and dependable, everyone's best friend but do not cross her because just as she is friendly her wrath is cold as ice. She's spontaneous and lives to laugh and have fun. She's optimistic and sees the world in a positive light. She will always bring you joy.

Im having a bad day. I need Calandra to brighten it up and make me smile.

by Peaches1272 March 10, 2013

Callado

An idiotic act to cause a somewhat serious conversation turn into a stupid irrelevant conversation.

Example 1

Ashley: Hey man, I got these dank as-
Josh: COOL
Ashley: Josh, don't be a fucking Callado

Example 2

Ashley: Wanna smoke some weed on the weekend?
Josh: How about you fuck yourself in the asshole?
Ashley: Fuckin' Callado.

by His name is George September 5, 2013

Calladine

Somebody that always wears a light blue coat dispite everyone asking the person not to. The light blue coat is sacred to the Calladine and therefore they cant take it off without permission from the spooch (master).

That Calladine is wearing that damn light blue coat again! Really grinds my gears!

by Sideshow Martin January 27, 2011

Carlando

An example of two very good friends. The OGs where Carlos Sainz Jr and Lando Norris

A: Wow, those two sure get along well
B: They're just like Carlando

by Serban222 July 2, 2022

Callander

A small town located in the mid north. We have a beautiful lake, many beaches an amazing park.And all the people in Callander are very friendly:)

"Wow have you ever visited such a beautiful place?"
"Ya I have its called Callander,Ontario"

by callander_Lover April 19, 2009