callahands 

a hottie, likes lactose, lactose intolerant.

pronouns: she/they
has a crystal obsession

“have you heard of callahands?” “no shut up bitch. and please stop asking me these things.”

callahands by hottiebaddielibbie June 22, 2021

callahands 

Very hot and sexy, famous tiktoker

Callahands is hot and sexy

callahands by OIilobemilfs June 22, 2021

callahands 

a very hot person who everyone should love
callahands is very sexy actually
-corracorral

"Whats callahands to you?"
"my one and only john smith."
"do they even know you?"
"no.."

callahands by corracorral July 3, 2021

Callahands 

Callahands is an amazing tiktoker, who is friends with QuackGenic and Tubbdive. They are always active on the QuackGenic Tea Party discord server and overall a really nice person. He goes by any pronouns, so when referring to her mix it up every now and then!! Please respect them and anybody related to them (+ the amazing mods that maintain the server)!!

Callahands is such a nice person, I want to be their friend!!

Callahands by enbysoot July 15, 2021

callahands 

weird person with a piss kink. Is in a thruple with quackgenic and tubbdive. Likes to be called: kinky pants.

person: “have you seen kinky poo’s new tiktok?”
other person: “omfg that pissy pants tiktok?, i’m pretty sure i blocked her because they are always obsessing over piss!”

that’s me defining callahands . #being defined 🥺😍🤩

callahands by saylor.elise July 6, 2021

@callahands on tiktok 

favorite mutual

“oh have you heard of @callahands on tiktok?”
um yes obviously they’re my favorite mutual🤨

@callahands on tiktok by iwannabejuleka June 25, 2021

Callahan Theory 

The Callahan Theory is performed when a person completes all of his/her homework on the absolute last day of the semester. No homework is done through out the course until the last day. Then, he/she hands all of it in to the teacher all at once. To complete the theory, you must still achieve a 3.5 GPA.

Matt - "Hey Pat, have you done your homework tonight?"
Pat - "No, we're only two weeks into the course, I follow the Callahan Theory."
Matt - "What's that?"
Pat - "It's when I do all of my homework on the last day of the semester, and still get an A!"

Callahan Theory by MickWhop July 23, 2012