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CALIBARRIO 

21st century term used to describe California because of the mass invasion by Mexican illegals.
California was the place to be back in the day, now its full of trash, stolen shopping carts, strollers, and taquerias. It's time to get out of Calibarrio and move to Airzona.

.45 caliber aspirin

To shoot ones' self in the head with a .45 caliber bullet.
I'd take a .45 caliber aspirin and die a sad person before taking a class with that professor again.

Soul Caliber II 

Retard-"I got Soul Caliber 2"
Me-"It's Soul Calibur 2, you dumbass."
Soul Caliber II by Emennius January 10, 2004

Barrett 50. caliber sniper 

the most devastating weapon of the sniper class. It fires 50. caliber bullets that can rip a person apart. It fires semi-automatic which beats out its bolt-action counterparts
Holy Shit! That sniper with the Barrett 50. caliber sniper just blew that guy's head off!

Dodge Caliber 

The best car, and only car that should be on the road. Get ready to redline this fucker and have your rods shoot out of the hood like fucking projectile missiles. 0-60 in about 3 hours. Not the best car for the obese as hills are a substantial challenge for this 4 banger. If you drive behind this car it’s best practice to give them plenty of room as there’s no telling when this piece of shit will decide to total itself.
Hey mark what’s that big garbage can doing in your driveway?

Oh that’s my dodge caliber!

Have you been taking your meds?
Dodge Caliber by YeahMark June 18, 2023

Dodge caliber 

Station wagon driven mostly by the elderly although it is also a top choice among a small sect of people who want to go fast but can not aford the type of car which can actually go fast. This small group of people may modify the station wagon by adding cheap nock-off after market parts and detailing the past with colored sharpies.
That dodge caliber a nice car for such an old lady.

Look at that idiot, he thinks that dodge caliber is a sports car...
Dodge caliber by 6299100* December 26, 2016