Emennius's definitions

warlords

What you say to justify stealing food from someone.

Person 1: "Hey, give me back that french fry!"
Person 2: "Warlords!"
Person 1: "Damnit..."

by Emennius March 26, 2004

safe heist

The plan to steal a safe full of money from the music department office in your school.

"Are we going through with the safe heist tonight, Joe?"

by Emennius May 23, 2003

contra

Originally an Arcade game, it is best known as the best Run 'n gun NES game, if not the best Run 'n gun game of all time. It is also the first time the Konami code ever appeared in a video game.

Retard-"Contra is so old, it can't compare to awesome graphics of the Xbox."
Me-"Too bad graphics don't matter, you retard. Contra is the best game ever, and it's worth more money than you."

by Emennius January 16, 2004

final fantasy tactics

Probably the best tactical RPG for the Playstation.

Retard-"Drrrrr, what game is that you're playing?"
Me-"It's Final Fantasy Tactics, you retard"

by Emennius January 10, 2004

sawful

Full of saw

I don't want to work on the birdhouse now, I already got a sawful in shop class today.

by Emennius August 19, 2003

Soul Caliber II

A mispelling of Soul Calibur 2, you retards.

Retard-"I got Soul Caliber 2"
Me-"It's Soul Calibur 2, you dumbass."

by Emennius January 10, 2004

Soul Calibur 2

A weapons fighting game made by NAMCO, in which each of the next-gen consoles recieves a console exclusive character.
gamecube=Link
Xbox=Spawn
PS2=Heihachi

Retard-"Why won't my Soul Calibur 2 disc work in my Xbox?!"
Me-"Dude, you got it for Gamecube"

by Emennius January 10, 2004