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Definitions by YeahMark

Dodge Caliber 

The best car, and only car that should be on the road. Get ready to redline this fucker and have your rods shoot out of the hood like fucking projectile missiles. 0-60 in about 3 hours. Not the best car for the obese as hills are a substantial challenge for this 4 banger. If you drive behind this car it’s best practice to give them plenty of room as there’s no telling when this piece of shit will decide to total itself.
Hey mark what’s that big garbage can doing in your driveway?

Oh that’s my dodge caliber!

Have you been taking your meds?
Dodge Caliber by YeahMark June 18, 2023

Mayo and Mustard Sandwich 

When you actively piss and cum in a white girl's ass during intercourse.
"Yeah Mark, I gave her a Mayo and Mustard sandwich last night."