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Caliber70 

The most embarassing type of human to ever exist. Argues for the sake or arguing and is unhealthily obsessed with their opinions on Pokémon. Often synonymous with “Pokémon obsessed Karen”
This Caliber70 just ACTUALLY got salty about Scyther’s BST 😂. Send him to the circlejerk sub.
Caliber70 by NewCombo May 24, 2025

.45 caliber aspirin

To shoot ones' self in the head with a .45 caliber bullet.
I'd take a .45 caliber aspirin and die a sad person before taking a class with that professor again.

Soul Caliber II 

Retard-"I got Soul Caliber 2"
Me-"It's Soul Calibur 2, you dumbass."
Soul Caliber II by Emennius January 10, 2004

Barrett 50. caliber sniper 

the most devastating weapon of the sniper class. It fires 50. caliber bullets that can rip a person apart. It fires semi-automatic which beats out its bolt-action counterparts
Holy Shit! That sniper with the Barrett 50. caliber sniper just blew that guy's head off!

Dodge Caliber 

The best car, and only car that should be on the road. Get ready to redline this fucker and have your rods shoot out of the hood like fucking projectile missiles. 0-60 in about 3 hours. Not the best car for the obese as hills are a substantial challenge for this 4 banger. If you drive behind this car it’s best practice to give them plenty of room as there’s no telling when this piece of shit will decide to total itself.
Hey mark what’s that big garbage can doing in your driveway?

Oh that’s my dodge caliber!

Have you been taking your meds?
Dodge Caliber by YeahMark June 18, 2023

Dodge caliber 

Station wagon driven mostly by the elderly although it is also a top choice among a small sect of people who want to go fast but can not aford the type of car which can actually go fast. This small group of people may modify the station wagon by adding cheap nock-off after market parts and detailing the past with colored sharpies.
That dodge caliber a nice car for such an old lady.

Look at that idiot, he thinks that dodge caliber is a sports car...
Dodge caliber by 6299100* December 26, 2016
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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