calate

literal translation of the spanish verb "calar", which means many things, among them "to do" (both things in general and people, as in sex) and "to use" (particularly when it comes to a procedure or method). it should be noted that "calate" when used in a sexual context can be about as ambiguous as "hook up", in that it can mean "make out with," "have sex with", or most any sexual activity in between.
"calate" can be both transitive and intransitive, and is never followed by a preposition. past tense: "calated".

i want to calate that fine-ass bitch.
i'm gonna calate l'hopital's method to solve this fucking limit.
i reckon we should calate a movie.
let's calate some E.
let's calate. now. in public.

calate by rick marin May 12, 2004

BS-calate

To tell or promise an upset person absolutely anything that will calm them down.

Shipley was freaking the fuck out about some bullshit, so Linander had to step in and BS-calate.

BS-calate by zfzf October 21, 2010

Cavatellitine 

The time of year when Pastafarians prepare for the winter and give thanks to The Flying Spaghetti Monster for his glorious bounty of fruits and vegetables that they have enjoyed during the spring and summer.

All hail his Almighty Noodliness at Cavatellitine. His noodly appendage has provided great bounty for us throughout the spring and summer, may her meaty bosom shelter us throughout the winter.
For he is both father the provider and the mother the protector wreathed in a delicious tomato sauce.
Ramen

Cavatellitine by Davey McGoon October 12, 2016

tric-ca-late 

A fake Intellectual word, used in humor to signify the action of combining ingredients, or putting something together to make it work!

After you put all the components together and "tric-ca-late", you should end up with a mixture that looks like this.

tric-ca-late by talk2me-JCH2 January 24, 2021

Callate 

Shut Up in Spanish. Hipsters are going to use it in few years probably because English is too mainstream.

Callate, Alfred. I have to focus to this beautiful composition. *sounds of tractor*

Callate by NarcolepticKleptomaniac October 22, 2014

CalHATERS 

The widely preferred almost-acronym for the California Automated Travel Expense Reimbursement System (CalATERS) because state employees HATE it due to the sheer difficulty people have navigating its website which everyone assumes is entirely intentionally built into the process to prevent reimbursement.

I spent almost the entire day trying to figure out how to use the CalHATERS website until I began to hallucinate that a giant panda was destroying everything on my desk and so once I began to realize that it may be virtually impossible to get reimbursed, I just gave up on it and acknowledged that the money I’d spent on my licensure and all of the expenses I had related to travel for the whole year was just down the drain!

CalHATERS by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

camateur 

An amateur webcam whore.

Last night I got a bunch of chicks naked on cam. It was a sweet camateur show.

Sarah? She's just a camateur.

camateur by Wardrich December 14, 2006