Person from Calabria, the southern-most region or the toe of Italy. People from Calabria typically have dark brown or black hair that is very thick, have fair to olive skin, and have green or brown eyes. Although these features or traits can be seen as stereotypes towards Calabrians and /or Sicilians and other southern Italians, they actually true in most cases. Such variations in complexion, hair color, and eye color are due to invasions, attacks, and settling of the Greeks, Arabs, Etruscans, Africans, and other tribes/peoples in southern Italy.
Joe: That kid Vincenzo's family is from Calabria and hes really hairy, but hes so pale! Shouldn't he be olive complected or have tan skin since he's Calabrian?
Lou: Not all Calabrians are darker skinned and hairy Lou. There were many invasions and settlings in Italy from light-skinned peoples and tribes, and dark-skinned peoples/tribes, which means different skin colors, eye colors, and just in general varied traits. Do some research pal. And by the way, that kid Cenzo looks Spanish in the summer he gets so tan.
Lou: Not all Calabrians are darker skinned and hairy Lou. There were many invasions and settlings in Italy from light-skinned peoples and tribes, and dark-skinned peoples/tribes, which means different skin colors, eye colors, and just in general varied traits. Do some research pal. And by the way, that kid Cenzo looks Spanish in the summer he gets so tan.
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Someone who is born in North America of Calabrian parents.
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1. The name of Elrond's elvish wife in The Lord of the Rings
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1. The name of Elrond's elvish wife in The Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is considered by many to be the worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. The story involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia and the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia". Watermelon sized breasts with seven-inch long nipples are also involved.
This fic should not be read by anyone sober. Ever.
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For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.
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2. The title of what is widely reputed to be the absolute worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. Celebrian, the fanfic, gives an "alternative" account of what happened to Celebrian while she was held captive by Orcs. For those who really want to know, it involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia, as well as the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia" (a good indication that the "author" has never seen a woman's bits before). Strapped-on dildos inserted into the anus, beastiality, blow-jobs and watermelon sized breasts are also involved.
1. Elrond's elvish wife from Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is widely reputed to be the absolute worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. Celebrian, the fanfic, gives an "alternative" account of what happened to Celebrian while she was held captive by Orcs. For those who really want to know, it involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia, as well as the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia" (a good indication that the "author" has never seen a woman's bits before). Strapped-on dildos inserted into the anus, beastiality, blow-jobs and watermelon sized breasts are also involved.
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