Cakencock 

A combination of two items that provide pleasure in an oral matter, also, Eric Agnew's two favorite things.

Eric Agnew was delighted to have his mouth filled with Cakencock multiple times today, he was left with an explosion of sweet delicious goodness that filled his mouth and belly.

Cakencock by Cakencock August 25, 2022

cakeblock 

(v) Similar to cock block, this refers to when someone denies you a confectionary treat. First originated in the web comic, Three Panel Soul.

L: Hey, cupcakes!
M: Don't eat those, I'm saving them.
L: Dude, you totally cakeblocked me. Not cool.

cakeblock by Kate Uda April 28, 2008

Cavecock 

When a penis looks like a caveman bat

Have you ever seen his penis? Its shaped like a bat with a rough texture. Ewe he has a cavecock.

Cavecock by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 1, 2019

canoncock 

Thoughts and prayers

Pastor: “Express your canoncocks to each other.”

Church: “Canoncock to you” “Canoncock to you”

canoncock by ChurchGirl101 October 17, 2020

Cokecocktail

Cokecocktail (or Boogersugarbackwardsboner) is the name of a condition rarely contracted by an adult male that has ingested such copious amounts of cocaine that his penis shrinks into the negative length range.
This effectively causes the penis to retract, and if the dire warning, as indicated by the initial retraction, isn't heeded; the penis eventually retracts to such a degree that it reaches, and eventually emerges from, the male's anus.

Dudebro 1: "Hey, man, have another line, bro!"
Male with sudden onset cokecocktail: "Dude, bro! I shouldn't... Imma be casing sausage soon!"
Dudebro 2: "Oh, shit! You Cokecocktailin'?! Keep going, we'll do lines off of the cokecocktail!"

Cokecocktail by DallasGeorgeShitInMyPants69 April 10, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008