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Cave Cock 

Normally a stubby cock, where the head of a cock goes back inward and looks like your circumcised cock never had the procedure in the first place. Looks like a toque and happens when you wear tight ginch or have a fat roll in your ginch pressing on your cocker all the time.
I've gained a lot of weight since I finished high school and whenever I take a piss I have to stretch out my bird a few times because I get cave cock.
Cave Cock by The Dirty Pajerty March 31, 2015
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Cavacocktard 

A person who is a retarded cockwomble yet is cavalier about his/her intelligence and or ability.
How does Peter keep getting promoted at work? He’s a moronic jerk off—In fact, he’s a straight up cavacocktard.
Cavacocktard by AlphaMikeFox2 February 7, 2018

cavedocking 

To enter into a clothing display rack at a store(especially a circular hanging pants display), and in the clandestine privacy granted therein; defecate.

/ˈkeɪvˌdɑkɪŋ/
The Walmart bathroom was closed for cleaning so I just went and had me a good ol' fashioned cavedocking in a rack of toddler's overalls.
cavedocking by Doc Caverson May 7, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026