Cavecock 

When a penis looks like a caveman bat

Have you ever seen his penis? Its shaped like a bat with a rough texture. Ewe he has a cavecock.

Cavecock by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 1, 2019

Cave Cock 

Normally a stubby cock, where the head of a cock goes back inward and looks like your circumcised cock never had the procedure in the first place. Looks like a toque and happens when you wear tight ginch or have a fat roll in your ginch pressing on your cocker all the time.

I've gained a lot of weight since I finished high school and whenever I take a piss I have to stretch out my bird a few times because I get cave cock.

Cave Cock by The Dirty Pajerty March 31, 2015

Cavacocktard 

A person who is a retarded cockwomble yet is cavalier about his/her intelligence and or ability.

How does Peter keep getting promoted at work? He’s a moronic jerk off—In fact, he’s a straight up cavacocktard.

Cavacocktard by AlphaMikeFox2 February 7, 2018

cavedocking 

To enter into a clothing display rack at a store(especially a circular hanging pants display), and in the clandestine privacy granted therein; defecate.

/ˈkeɪvˌdɑkɪŋ/

The Walmart bathroom was closed for cleaning so I just went and had me a good ol' fashioned cavedocking in a rack of toddler's overalls.

cavedocking by Doc Caverson May 7, 2025