Chokeaholic 

The addiction to choke people violently (drivers on the road, co-workers, sometimes small children,furry animals, family etc...)

Boss: YOUR FIRED!
John: What the fuck
Boss: "Being choked"
John: CHOKEAHOLIC

Boss: "Being choked violently"

Furry Animal heimlich maneuver

Chokeaholic by Cap'n Morgan Crunch January 31, 2010

Chokeaholic

Someone who always finds a way to lose a winning situation. You can be up by infinite points, and the choker will always find a way to blow it. You never want one on your team.

Yingy is such a chokeaholic. We were about to beat the level, until the chokeaholic blew it. * I'm using the name Yingy because I was just on a multiplayer game and Yingy was the big chokeaholic.

Chokeaholic by Best User On Urban Dictionary June 15, 2026

Cakeaholic 

A word created by Damon Dash, former CEO of Rocafella Records. Dash used this word to describe his own addiction to money. Dash said that one of the symptoms of cakeaholism is when one "blinks dollar signs." Dash said that cakeaholics "have to have all the money."

John Dough makes costumes, sells candy, and does hair. He is a cakeaholic.

Cakeaholic by HomegrownHits July 18, 2006

Cokeaholic 

someone who drinks way to much Coca-Cola, Coca-Cola zero sugar, or Diet Coke.

Most Cokeaholic usually drink Coke out of a glass bottle almost like beer, or even a substitute of beer.

John Doe is a Cokeaholic, he has had 3 Cokes in the last 2 hours.

Cokeaholic by That High school dictionary August 30, 2017

Cakeaholic 

Being addicted to getting money.
If everything you involves gettin money than your a cake-a-holic.

Alcoholics cant go without alcohol.
Cakeaholics cant go without cake.

Cakeaholic by Cakeaholic anonomous May 24, 2005

chonkaholic 

A person who is chubby in size and eats an excessive amount of food. Derived from the words chonk and alcoholic.

See that lady on the buffet line shes such a chonkaholic.

chonkaholic by STEWARTnd JERRET November 20, 2006

chocaholic 

One who enjoys and consumes chocolate with a regularity suggestive of addiction; a chocolate addict.

My ex-wife was a major chocaholic; she'd rather have chocolate than sex, any day.

chocaholic by Rod Brock July 24, 2006