Chokeaholic

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The addiction to choke people violently (drivers on the road, co-workers, sometimes small children,furry animals, family etc...)

Boss: YOUR FIRED!
John: What the fuck
Boss: "Being choked"
John: CHOKEAHOLIC

Boss: "Being choked violently"

Furry Animal heimlich maneuver

Chokeaholic by Cap'n Morgan Crunch January 31, 2010

Words you can keep

Chokeaholic

Someone who always finds a way to lose a winning situation. You can be up by infinite points, and the choker will always find a way to blow it. You never want one on your team.

Yingy is such a chokeaholic. We were about to beat the level, until the chokeaholic blew it. * I'm using the name Yingy because I was just on a multiplayer game and Yingy was the big chokeaholic.

Chokeaholic by Best User On Urban Dictionary June 15, 2026

Related Words

Chokeaholic • cokeaholic • Cheekaholic • Cakeaholic • chocaholic • Chodaholic • chonkaholic • cokaholic • coneaholic • cookaholic

Cakeaholic

A word created by Damon Dash, former CEO of Rocafella Records. Dash used this word to describe his own addiction to money. Dash said that one of the symptoms of cakeaholism is when one "blinks dollar signs." Dash said that cakeaholics "have to have all the money."

John Dough makes costumes, sells candy, and does hair. He is a cakeaholic.

Cakeaholic by HomegrownHits July 18, 2006

Cokeaholic

someone who drinks way to much Coca-Cola, Coca-Cola zero sugar, or Diet Coke.

Most Cokeaholic usually drink Coke out of a glass bottle almost like beer, or even a substitute of beer.

John Doe is a Cokeaholic, he has had 3 Cokes in the last 2 hours.

Cokeaholic by That High school dictionary August 30, 2017

Cakeaholic

Being addicted to getting money.
If everything you involves gettin money than your a cake-a-holic.

Alcoholics cant go without alcohol.
Cakeaholics cant go without cake.

Cakeaholic by Cakeaholic anonomous May 24, 2005

chonkaholic

A person who is chubby in size and eats an excessive amount of food. Derived from the words chonk and alcoholic.

See that lady on the buffet line shes such a chonkaholic.

chonkaholic by STEWARTnd JERRET November 20, 2006

chocaholic

One who enjoys and consumes chocolate with a regularity suggestive of addiction; a chocolate addict.

My ex-wife was a major chocaholic; she'd rather have chocolate than sex, any day.

chocaholic by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

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dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

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