Chokeaholic

The addiction to choke people violently (drivers on the road, co-workers, sometimes small children,furry animals, family etc...)

Boss: YOUR FIRED!
John: What the fuck
Boss: "Being choked"
John: CHOKEAHOLIC

Boss: "Being choked violently"

Furry Animal heimlich maneuver

by Cap'n Morgan Crunch January 31, 2010

Cakeaholic

A word created by Damon Dash, former CEO of Rocafella Records. Dash used this word to describe his own addiction to money. Dash said that one of the symptoms of cakeaholism is when one "blinks dollar signs." Dash said that cakeaholics "have to have all the money."

John Dough makes costumes, sells candy, and does hair. He is a cakeaholic.

by HomegrownHits July 18, 2006

Cokeaholic

someone who drinks way to much Coca-Cola, Coca-Cola zero sugar, or Diet Coke.

Most Cokeaholic usually drink Coke out of a glass bottle almost like beer, or even a substitute of beer.

John Doe is a Cokeaholic, he has had 3 Cokes in the last 2 hours.

by That High school dictionary August 30, 2017

Cakeaholic

Being addicted to getting money.
If everything you involves gettin money than your a cake-a-holic.

Alcoholics cant go without alcohol.
Cakeaholics cant go without cake.

by Cakeaholic anonomous May 24, 2005

chonkaholic

A person who is chubby in size and eats an excessive amount of food. Derived from the words chonk and alcoholic.

See that lady on the buffet line shes such a chonkaholic.

by STEWARTnd JERRET November 20, 2006

chocaholic

One who enjoys and consumes chocolate with a regularity suggestive of addiction; a chocolate addict.

My ex-wife was a major chocaholic; she'd rather have chocolate than sex, any day.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

cokaholic

If u r Addicted to Coca Cola, then u r a cokaholic!!

If u drink coka cola after befor and during breakfast, lunch and dinner. Then u r a cokaholic.

by Fizal February 18, 2011