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caelesti 

A hacker group founded by offshoots of g00ns.net
Founded in late 2010 by a girl going by the moniker "Athena," the caelesti hack accounts of users on various forum sites and facebook, ddos & hijack websites and post personal information of targeted users; sometimes going as far as to shut down computers and even force people to commit suicide on camchat websites such as tinychat & chat roulette.
They have a hashtag notification system which they use to contact others from different sites. Many of the members go by names of Greek gods. Many of them stay fairly undercover, making sure rarely to use their real names, however it has been speculated that several of the members are affiliated with LulzSec. Their theme song is "Me and My Goons" by Plies.
Robert: "How did Michelle die?"
John: "The caelesti ruined her life and made her kill herself on cam."
Robert: "Those are some mean motherfuckers."
caelesti by Kyle Brovlovski October 30, 2011
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Caelum is a Gaelic word, that means "sky, stars in heaven, atmosphere". Usually, this is a male's name, but since the reference to the word mostly points to the constellation aspect, the name could be argued as gender neutral. Not very many people are named Caelum, because it is a rare word, & is old Latin.

Caelum's are mysterious people, preferring to keep to a small circle of friends. Caelum's are incredibly smart, talented, & have a wide array of interests. Because of this mysterious nature, people often mistake Caelum's as aloof & anti-social, however, Caelum's are just misunderstood by a lot of people in society in general.

Caelum's are also incredibly loyal, caring, & make the best friends. Caelum's will really show you the best of life and will do everything possible to make you feel included as part of something bigger and greater.

As lovers, Caelum's love reaches many depths. Caelum's love deeply, & give everything, expecting little in return. Caelum's are incredibly selfless & have a certain "twinkle" in their eyes that is so intriguing, but yet also wanting you to get caught up in Caelum's own little world likewise.

If you have a Caelum in your life, treat one well. You're a lucky person to know a very rare individual, & should cherish the bond. If you mistreat one however, Caelum's do not forgive easily & will bound you to the deepest parts of suffering that you didn't know were imaginable.
Person 1: "Did you see that mysterious person over there?"
Person 2: "Yeah, that's Caelum. I met one in the most unusual circumstances, but that person is the most intriguing and interesting person I've come across."
Caelum by giftfromtheheavens August 8, 2020
A beautiful person that is amazingly talented and kind. They don’t put up with anyone else’s bullshit, especially petty, jealous human beings. May God look down upon you and frown on your actions and show mercy on your souls.
Caelyss is awesome. Periodt.
caelyss by Mister Rogers 123 December 28, 2020

Calluseats 

The formation of calluses on your hands and fingers from hitting a beat on everything you come in contact with.
Some random black dude named Carl: Ayo, hit that Weezy beat real quick!

Kid with the calluseats: Nah gwodie, do you not see these calluseats?
Calluseats by IcyLikeACupcake January 12, 2010

Computer callus

A computer callus is located on the heel of your hand, usually the hand you use to move your mouse.

It is usually caused by the heel of your hand being rubbed against the mouse mat for long periods of time, usually during all nighters on the internet.

A computer callous is most often a little more red than your usual skin tone and is quite soft and smooth.
Hoshit, I've been on the computer so long I've aquired a computer callus.
Computer callus by Hollydollie August 21, 2009
Def 1. A tribe of Native Americans that settled in Southwest Florida. No living Calusa survive today.

Def 2. A micronation founded in 2003 in Southwest Florida. Known for its lax policies towards extradition and endangered species.
A: Did you hear what happened to Dave's girlfriend?
B: No, what happened?
A: She went Calusa on him?
B: What does that mean?
A: She disappeared
Calusa by Monksrq October 1, 2016
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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