Caedus

A lad of epic proportions. He NU's on Netbattle so he can use his cherished Sudowoodos and Aipoms. He will frequently challenge OU players such as Haxon or GGfan with his NU team, and mock them if he defeats one of their Pokemon.

Caedus frequently lurks and/or trolls on nub RP boards, such as Shinobi Chronicles and Organization XIV.

Caedus: ggfan, battalar. nao.
Haxon: xd go caedus
GGFan: WANG COMPUTERS
Caedus and GGfan are now battling.
GGFan has beaten Caedus.
Caedus: lolololol I killed your pokemon you suck go kill yourself
Haxon: xd
Rixban: xd

by Missingno February 24, 2008

candussy

the candle my mom bought that looks like a vagina

“moms burning the candussy again”

by sami i am July 1, 2022

Biggus Caddus

A man who repeatedly acts in an ungentlemanly or untrustworthy manner, with deliberate disregard for another's feelings or rights.

While seemingly proper and trustworthy, Tiger Woods was actually a Biggus Caddus.

by Panalux December 12, 2009

a dirty cledus

the dirty cledus is the same as a dirty sanchez but it is done to your sister

man a bet their was a dirty cledus going on down their in the backwoods of west virgina.

by tohottie scotti June 2, 2008

caedsexual

someone that was born allosexual but became asexual due to trauma (yes it's valid, don't be dumb)

1: so you were born allosexual but you feel that you are now asexual
2: YES! finally someone understands! the only problem is that I'm not sure if I'm valid or not..
1:of course your valid! the way you feel is called "caedsexual"
2:o

by axo of the many August 10, 2022

catdusted

Getting cropdusted by your cat. This is when your cat farts and walks by your face.

I awoke to being kneaded and catdusted by Fluffy.

by Ae5Ea8 May 21, 2016

ceedus lapeedus

What all the coolest kids of the 21st century are saying

Can be used in place of any of the following:

Oh shit
WHAT THE FUCK!
I'm so fucking horny
Niggas be trippin G
Remember when Fergie pissed herself on stage? WASN'T THAT NASTY!

No example is needed friend, get creative.

Oh fuck, apparently the word has to be in the example... ceedus lapeedus

by Spider-Dan August 19, 2007