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Anything that follows a predictable and repeated pattern but eventually ends back right where it started. Most useful for degenerate or addictive people who try (generally half-hearted) to change ingrained behavior.
Got drunk and called my ex for a booty-call last night. We're already fighting again - why am I cursed by this cycular shit?
My buddy Ian is quitting smoking AGAIN. What a cycular waste of time...
Went to a frat party last week and woke up in a pile of my own vomit with the word "penis" in indelible ink on my forehead. Totally cycular behavior but its mostly worn off, and they are having another party tonight!
Cycular by Postindustrial Nomad October 6, 2013

Capularitus 

The secret fourth hole in a woman's body. Used only for pleasuring the male genitals. It is located in the thigh region and is only visible and fuckable if you truly beleive it is there.
Robert fucked the shit out of Sarah's capularitus after he was sick of her ass, mouth, and vagina.
Capularitus by wobertdiesatmidnight December 17, 2008
The supreme combination of "regular" and "casual. Best used in a setting where both are appropriate.
Casular.
casular by QueCasular March 2, 2011

Bro-cabulary 

Stupid things that bros say.
Their own personal "vocabulary"

Sesh-- a makeout "seshion"
Rail-- have sex with
Beat-- ugly
Shmammered-- really drunk
Here's some bro-cabulary i action:

-Hey bro.
-Oh hey BRAD. Dude you were soooo shmammered last night!
-I knoooww!! i totally seshed that beat girl, Tracey.
-Bro... You railed her.
-OH SHIT MANN!!!!
Bro-cabulary by Robyn Robyn January 8, 2009

Involuntary Wii-cabulary Syndrome (IWS) 

Characterized by compulsive use of the word 'wii' to prefix any word in any language. Common in serious Wii addicts who live almost exclusively in their own 'Wii-ality'. In extreme cases, victims may become totally lost in their Wii-ality forever, losing jobs and relationships, and becomming strange creatures of darkness with huge muscular right arms.
A: 'You don't spend any time with me anymore.'

B: 'Hang on I'm almost finished this PGA tour event.'

A: 'I'm leaving.'

B: 'Oh come on, wii-lese dont go...I can change, wii-lieve me, I can put this thing down anytime I wii-ant.'

A: 'You clearly have Involuntary Wii-cabulary Syndrome (IWS) and need help, good luck.'

B: 'Fine, if wii can't wii-ork it out, then wii can't and thats just fine with wii.'

Douche-cabulary 

Vocabulary specific to douchebags, snobs, pretentious assholes, and pompous jerks.

Douchecabulary characterized by obscure word choices, nontraditional uses of normal words, area-specific jargon, and unnecessary prefixes. Words such as nexus, synergy, crux, post-gender and tenebrous are examples of the douche lexicon.
I only went to the benefit gala because of the open bar, but clearly that asshole is trying to network, as he keeps interrupting everyone's conversations to talk about his economics firm and spout out his douche-cabulary.
Douche-cabulary by alliemyerz June 24, 2010