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Anything that follows a predictable and repeated pattern but eventually ends back right where it started. Most useful for degenerate or addictive people who try (generally half-hearted) to change ingrained behavior.
Got drunk and called my ex for a booty-call last night. We're already fighting again - why am I cursed by this cycular shit?
My buddy Ian is quitting smoking AGAIN. What a cycular waste of time...
Went to a frat party last week and woke up in a pile of my own vomit with the word "penis" in indelible ink on my forehead. Totally cycular behavior but its mostly worn off, and they are having another party tonight!
Cycular by Postindustrial Nomad October 6, 2013

Capularitus 

The secret fourth hole in a woman's body. Used only for pleasuring the male genitals. It is located in the thigh region and is only visible and fuckable if you truly beleive it is there.
Robert fucked the shit out of Sarah's capularitus after he was sick of her ass, mouth, and vagina.
Capularitus by wobertdiesatmidnight December 17, 2008
The supreme combination of "regular" and "casual. Best used in a setting where both are appropriate.
Casular.
casular by QueCasular March 2, 2011

Bro-cabulary 

Stupid things that bros say.
Their own personal "vocabulary"

Sesh-- a makeout "seshion"
Rail-- have sex with
Beat-- ugly
Shmammered-- really drunk
Here's some bro-cabulary i action:

-Hey bro.
-Oh hey BRAD. Dude you were soooo shmammered last night!
-I knoooww!! i totally seshed that beat girl, Tracey.
-Bro... You railed her.
-OH SHIT MANN!!!!
Bro-cabulary by Robyn Robyn January 8, 2009

Involuntary Wii-cabulary Syndrome (IWS) 

Characterized by compulsive use of the word 'wii' to prefix any word in any language. Common in serious Wii addicts who live almost exclusively in their own 'Wii-ality'. In extreme cases, victims may become totally lost in their Wii-ality forever, losing jobs and relationships, and becomming strange creatures of darkness with huge muscular right arms.
A: 'You don't spend any time with me anymore.'

B: 'Hang on I'm almost finished this PGA tour event.'

A: 'I'm leaving.'

B: 'Oh come on, wii-lese dont go...I can change, wii-lieve me, I can put this thing down anytime I wii-ant.'

A: 'You clearly have Involuntary Wii-cabulary Syndrome (IWS) and need help, good luck.'

B: 'Fine, if wii can't wii-ork it out, then wii can't and thats just fine with wii.'

Douche-cabulary 

Vocabulary specific to douchebags, snobs, pretentious assholes, and pompous jerks.

Douchecabulary characterized by obscure word choices, nontraditional uses of normal words, area-specific jargon, and unnecessary prefixes. Words such as nexus, synergy, crux, post-gender and tenebrous are examples of the douche lexicon.
I only went to the benefit gala because of the open bar, but clearly that asshole is trying to network, as he keeps interrupting everyone's conversations to talk about his economics firm and spout out his douche-cabulary.
Douche-cabulary by alliemyerz June 24, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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