Douche-cabulary 

Vocabulary specific to douchebags, snobs, pretentious assholes, and pompous jerks.

Douchecabulary characterized by obscure word choices, nontraditional uses of normal words, area-specific jargon, and unnecessary prefixes. Words such as nexus, synergy, crux, post-gender and tenebrous are examples of the douche lexicon.

I only went to the benefit gala because of the open bar, but clearly that asshole is trying to network, as he keeps interrupting everyone's conversations to talk about his economics firm and spout out his douche-cabulary.

Douche-cabulary by alliemyerz June 24, 2010