CUM U

A variant of Central Michigan University but spelled like it would be Cum University. Due to incest that takes place in Mount Pleasant, the cum at CMU is most likely going into their cousins. Fuck the chips.

Dude, don't go to CUM U. If you cum in a girl there you're cumming where her cousin cummed.

Went to CUM U and saw two cousins fuckin. I thought I was in alabama.

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 November 13, 2021

Cum underwear

Tired of the old cum sock? This is 2020. Time for a new change. Before, in previous years, the cum sock was the popular form of stopping the nut with an item of clothing typically found on the foot. Yes, the sock. But now mom knows all about your secrets and is tired of picking up your soggy waste of cum. However, with the cum underwear, cumming is now quick and easy, and can even be done in your sleep! With no need to pull out the old dirty sock, cum underwear allows you to cum whenever, however, and wherever! In public? NO PROBLEM. Just cum in your underwear! This item is the next look into the future, and can help mankind stop shaming themselves for the infamous cumsock.... cum underwear 2020.

“Dude you still cum in a sock?? Shit is old, just use cum underwear like a normal person you sick fuck.”

by Icuminmypantsfuckyou May 11, 2020

Cum up

What you do to make up silly definitions at Urban Dictionary.

Phil: What's something we could write in Urban Dictionary?

Dave: I dunno, I'm trying to cum up with one!

Phil: Okay, chill out bro...

by philadave69 March 27, 2009

cum udder

the part of a man you such on to get the milky substance out

man are my balls blue , i wish she would milk my cum udder

by Steven A Sayegh November 16, 2006

Cum Up Short

That annoying scenario when you're wanking to a great porno, a good scene comes on, and decide now is the time to go for it. So you get to the vinegar strokes......only for the scene, at that crucial moment, to cut to a far better, hornier one! Thus missing out on an even more intense knee-trembler.

It's one of life's great disappointments.

Dammit Ivan, I was having a great wank last night, only to fucking cum up short! What a jip.

by joz8968 June 5, 2018

Cum utter

A man cum into a rubber glove and then ties it off and the woman the strokes the fingers like a cow utter into her mouth

Look at that bitch sucking out of that cum utter

by Randm July 30, 2020

Cum Union

An Orgy.

David: So Karen, Angel, Ricky, Davidita, are you ready to have a Cum Union tonight?

Ricky and Davidita: Sure....!

by Viscount Druitt February 14, 2023