2 definitions by joz8968

Cum Up Short

That annoying scenario when you're wanking to a great porno, a good scene comes on, and decide now is the time to go for it. So you get to the vinegar strokes......only for the scene, at that crucial moment, to cut to a far better, hornier one! Thus missing out on an even more intense knee-trembler.

It's one of life's great disappointments.

Dammit Ivan, I was having a great wank last night, only to fucking cum up short! What a jip.

by joz8968 May 13, 2018

rabbit's tail

The completely unexpected - but most welcomed! - brief moment of witnessing a sneaky glimpse of a girl's white panties e.g. when exiting a car in a short skirt.

"Keith, Keith, did you just clock that bitch's rabbit's tail?!"

by joz8968 May 10, 2014